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What's Your Best One-Liner Joke?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 4:55 pm
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 4:58 pm to Shexter
A priest, a rabbi, a duck, and Jessie Jackson walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted on 10/23/14 at 4:59 pm to Shexter
There's some good ones on there.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 4:59 pm to Shexter
I heard this great joke about the Jonestown Massacre, but the punchline was too long....
My dyslexic uncle Bob is always spelling his name backwards.....
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally...
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere..
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair....
My dyslexic uncle Bob is always spelling his name backwards.....
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally...
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere..
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair....
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:01 pm to Shexter
Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're not a pussy about it.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
Hey at least my bills think I am outstanding...
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:06 pm to TheChiznit
two peanuts walked down a dark alley; one was assaulted.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:10 pm to Shexter
You're not fat you're just easier to see
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:22 pm to Shexter
So this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:23 pm to Shexter
Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Q: How do you circumcise an Aggie? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus.
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Q: How do you circumcise an Aggie? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:23 pm to FightinTigersDammit
I'd tell you my ebola joke, but you probably wouldn't get it.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:26 pm to LSUBoo
A paraplegic walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, you can't just walk in here!"
The paraplegic goes "frick, you're right!"
*falls down*
The paraplegic goes "frick, you're right!"
*falls down*
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:26 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Did you hear about the Aggie that could count to 10? Would you believe 9?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:27 pm to LewDawg
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own fricking present".
I almost had a threesome last night I just needed two more people
Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
There is no way to aggressively say "tater tots".
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own fricking present".
I almost had a threesome last night I just needed two more people
Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
There is no way to aggressively say "tater tots".
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:29 pm to Shexter
You can get a good look up a butcher's arse by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:31 pm to Road Tiger
A blow up doll means an entirely different thing in the middle east.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:32 pm to Shexter
I was at the ATM and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance so I pushed her...........
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