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Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:43 pm to sharkfhin
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other," You drive, I'll man the guns".
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:45 pm to Shexter
I coined the phrase, pardon my french!
Posted on 10/23/14 at 5:50 pm to barry
I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say I’m hungry, so it died.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
I find a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said frick that, I’ll just get a tan instead.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool opotamus?
Hedberg = GOAT
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
I find a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said frick that, I’ll just get a tan instead.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool opotamus?
Hedberg = GOAT
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 6:02 pm to Jamohn
I was gonna say a gay joke, buttfrick it.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 6:03 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 6:03 pm to Shexter
I dont think I've ever told a joke in my life.
If I want to make people laugh I usually just tell a funny story about myself
If I want to make people laugh I usually just tell a funny story about myself
Posted on 10/23/14 at 6:06 pm to Dr. Shultz
If I want to make people laugh I just pull out my dick.
The mustache gets them every time.
The mustache gets them every time.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 6:09 pm to Shexter
What do people in Alabama do for Halloween? Pump-kin.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 6:58 pm to Shexter
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My dyslexic uncle Bob is always spelling his name backwards.....
wow, I mean, wow .....
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:00 pm to Jamohn
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
Have you seen the Broadway show "Dictionary?" It's a play on words.
I had some carefree sugarless gum, but I was still worried.
Have you seen the Broadway show "Dictionary?" It's a play on words.
I had some carefree sugarless gum, but I was still worried.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:01 pm to Shexter
#10 is a Mitch hedberg joke, right?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:02 pm to DrTyger
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I had some carefree sugarless gum, but I was still worried.
So is that. This dude was king of the 1 liners
Posted on 10/23/14 at 8:08 pm to DrTyger
Trident gum sugarless gum.
Do you quit when you're down to your last three teeth?
Do you quit when you're down to your last three teeth?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:34 pm to Bullfrog
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly through school zones.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:18 pm to Shexter
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up drinking...
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:04 pm to Shexter
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:10 pm to Shexter
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I heard this great joke about the Jonestown Massacre, but the punchline was too long....
My dyslexic uncle Bob is always spelling his name backwards.....
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally...
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere..
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair....
Terrible. All of them.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:05 am to emanresu
My great great grandpa sold chastity belts.... for 30 dollars a crack.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:16 am to dukke v
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This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 12:21 am
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:59 am to Oxford
Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
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