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re: What's the gayest thing you've seen a straight guy do?

Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:48 am to
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:48 am to
Join a frat

Talk about frat attire on a message board

Compare outfits with other guys in frats
Posted by Mista Cain
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:48 am to
Everyone in this thread is a homosexual.
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:49 am to
I know a guy that once jerked another man off and let him bust a nutt all over his face during spring break.











He's pretty secure in his sexuality though, so I doubt he's gay.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:49 am to
Guy I know was in bed with two naked girls. Fully clothed. Refused a three some.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:50 am to
Yeah... Going gay on that one. If some of y'all can't see the line, that's fine. But I think it's pretty clear. General rule to follow: no boners.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:50 am to
Everyone is right about the high school stuff.

In high school locker rooms, especially when I was in high school, you do see the gayest stuff- and you end up doing it too.

2 things I remember seeing done, then doing:

1) Peeing on someone while they are showering. After practice/PE, when you are all in the showers, pee on the guy next to you if he is not paying attention. Make sure it is not a guy bigger that you, or who can beat the shite out of you.

2) Ask to borrow someone's deodorant (this only works for the roll-on type)- then immediately run it deeply through your arse-crack and hand it back to them, saying "thanks". If they have the spray type, spray it in their face and hand it back to them, after saying "thanks", of course.
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:50 am to
*not a straight guy so doesn't count.
not a gay guy either
just greedy imo
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Yeah... Going gay on that one. If some of y'all can't see the line, that's fine. But I think it's pretty clear. General rule to follow: no boners.


He didn't have a boner. Only the other guy did. Other guy must have been the gay one.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:51 am to
quote:

In high school locker rooms, especially when I was in high school, you do see the gayest stuff- and you end up doing it too.


yep

but the year after I graduated HS, the younger guys that we used to joke with, ended up raping a freshman with a coke bottle...

they took it too far
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8625 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Everyone is right about the high school stuff.

In high school locker rooms, especially when I was in high school, you do see the gayest stuff- and you end up doing it too.

2 things I remember seeing done, then doing:

1) Peeing on someone while they are showering. After practice/PE, when you are all in the showers, pee on the guy next to you if he is not paying attention. Make sure it is not a guy bigger that you, or who can beat the shite out of you.

2) Ask to borrow someone's deodorant (this only works for the roll-on type)- then immediately run it deeply through your arse-crack and hand it back to them, saying "thanks". If they have the spray type, spray it in their face and hand it back to them, after saying "thanks", of course.


What kind of High Schools did you people go to?
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

1) Peeing on someone while they are showering. After practice/PE, when you are all in the showers, pee on the guy next to you if he is not paying attention. Make sure it is not a guy bigger that you, or who can beat the shite out of you.


I remember being in total disbelief the first time someone peed on me in a shower. But people can't ever argue that's gay. I don't think gay dudes pee on each other.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 am to
That was really funny, though.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

1) Peeing on someone while they are showering. After practice/PE, when you are all in the showers, pee on the guy next to you if he is not paying attention. Make sure it is not a guy bigger that you, or who can beat the shite out of you.


I remember being in total disbelief the first time someone peed on me in a shower. But people can't ever argue that's gay. I don't think gay dudes pee on each other.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28148 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 am to
If you saw this:
quote:

He gave a dude a hickey at a party just to mess with him.


What would be your opinion of the hickey-giver?
Posted by goldennugget
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

What kind of High Schools did you people go to?


We didn't do any of this shite in my high school or college locker room.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:54 am to
This really needs a spinoff thread "Gayest thing you have seen a straight GIRL do"
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
83556 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:55 am to
quote:

We didn't do any of this shite in my high school or college locker room.


I find this hard to believe

there is always that one guy that loves to act gay in locker rooms

always
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:55 am to
quote:

He didn't have a boner. Only the other guy did. Other guy must have been the gay one.


My other rule of thumb is that I won't do anything that might turn a gay dude on. So basically nothing in this thread can happen if I suspect a guy to be gay.
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 9:58 am
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:56 am to
quote:

I know a guy that once jerked another man off and let him bust a nutt all over his face during spring break.


Lol I miss PE.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48526 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:57 am to
Hickey giver probably not gay if he doesn't linger. Tackling guy and hurting him to produce hickey mark could be hilarious. All this penis showing and touching though must be an age thing. Wasn't normal behavior in my high school age group. AIDS fears and all that.....
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