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re: What's the gayest thing you've seen a straight guy do?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:57 am to LSUGrad9295
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:57 am to LSUGrad9295
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This really needs a spinoff thread "Gayest thing you have seen a straight GIRL do"
Or just "Hottest thing you've ever seen a straight girl do."
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:58 am to LSUGrad9295
I spent 8 years on submarines so I've seen plenty of homo stuff. The funniest thing I ever saw...
We had this black dude named Sammy who was the most homophobic person I've ever met... so of course everybody fricked with him. My buddy TJ saw Sammy getting in the shower one day. The showers on a sub are like upright coffins... big enough for 1 person to stand in with a sliding door. TJ waited for Sammy to get in the shower and stripped naked, opened the door and jumped in the shower w/ Sammy. The next 30 seconds or so was filled with black man screams.
We had this black dude named Sammy who was the most homophobic person I've ever met... so of course everybody fricked with him. My buddy TJ saw Sammy getting in the shower one day. The showers on a sub are like upright coffins... big enough for 1 person to stand in with a sliding door. TJ waited for Sammy to get in the shower and stripped naked, opened the door and jumped in the shower w/ Sammy. The next 30 seconds or so was filled with black man screams.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 9:59 am to terd ferguson
Nice hate crime
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:00 am to SabiDojo
TJ was half Mexican and half white... so it was only like a half hate crime.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:01 am to Salmon
quote:
I find this hard to believe
there is always that one guy that loves to act gay in locker rooms
always
Maybe its a white guy thing, because I never saw any of this.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:01 am to SwaggerCopter
One word: mikel
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:01 am to SwaggerCopter
quote:
"Hottest thing you've ever seen a straight girl do."
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...Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:02 am to terd ferguson
quote:
TJ was half Mexican and half white... so it was only like a half hate crime.
No. Then it's just a gang war.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:03 am to SouthOfSouth
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:03 am to terd ferguson
I went to a very rural HS. It was 99.9% white. We had 1 black guy. His name was Reggie.
Naturally, all the rednecks fricked with Reggie, till one day Reggie had enough. One of the fat rednecks was fricking with him, so Reggie calmly walks up to him, grabs his dick/balls, twists them really tight until he had the redneck on the ground and says "I'd love me some white dick", lets go and walks away
Nobody fricked with Reggie after that
true story
Naturally, all the rednecks fricked with Reggie, till one day Reggie had enough. One of the fat rednecks was fricking with him, so Reggie calmly walks up to him, grabs his dick/balls, twists them really tight until he had the redneck on the ground and says "I'd love me some white dick", lets go and walks away
Nobody fricked with Reggie after that
true story
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 10:04 am
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:05 am to bigpetedatiga
quote:
Maybe its a white guy thing, because I never saw any of this.
probably
most black dudes are pretty homophobic to the point of fighting if you even joke about gay stuff
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:06 am to SwaggerCopter
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:06 am to Salmon
That's actually true. I wonder why that is.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:07 am to SabiDojo
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Then it's just a gang war.
in the shower... naked...
I had another buddy we called Donnie Diggler b/c he was about 5'6" and hung like a mule. When new guys fresh out of school reported onboard they had to come to me for damage control orientation. I'd have them sit down across from me and about halfway through my talk I'd get Diggler to come up behind them and drape his dong over their shoulder.
The funniest one was when some n00b didn't realize what just hit his shoulder and went to brush it off...
Of course Diggler's response was "Dude you just touched my dick you fgt!"
This post was edited on 10/21/14 at 10:09 am
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:07 am to Tiger at Law
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Tiger at Law
I laugh at that every damn time.Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:12 am to Salmon
Reggie stole that from Gene Hackman.
Effective as a mofo, though.
Effective as a mofo, though.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:13 am to SwaggerCopter
A&M grad in the office brings his lunch to work every day in a Yetti cooler; one of the small baby blue ones. Gay as it gets.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:18 am to terd ferguson
quote:
in the shower... naked...
Prison gang war?
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:18 am to terd ferguson
quote:
I had another buddy we called Donnie Diggler b/c he was about 5'6" and hung like a mule. When new guys fresh out of school reported onboard they had to come to me for damage control orientation. I'd have them sit down across from me and about halfway through my talk I'd get Diggler to come up behind them and drape his dong over their shoulder.
The funniest one was when some n00b didn't realize what just hit his shoulder and went to brush it off...
Of course Diggler's response was "Dude you just touched my dick you fgt!"
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:19 am to KG6
quote:
gay chicken
Saw this in HS football locker room. Class below mine.
One of them also liked to show off his ability to deepthroat a banana...they were a weird bunch
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