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re: What would you do if your wife wore this dress on a night out (NSFW)

Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:52 am to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:52 am to
Better question, what would you do if your mom wore that dress on a night out? She has children!
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:52 am to
I'd walk around looking sad and wear my jammies all day long.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:53 am to
quote:

, what would you do if your mom wore that dress on a night out? She has children!

your mom actually looks pretty good in it, I just got a thank you card from her
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:53 am to
She's disgusting
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13264 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to
I'd high five myself for marrying a porn star then I'd start to cry because I married a porn star.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to
I'd tell her she looked great even though the dress would be way too big.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15786 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to
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film it and post it all over the internet


"Ahhh...its a profit thing."

-Navin R. Johnson
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to
Probably slap her for wearing white shoes after labor day.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78961 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to
Realize that my life has somehow become a cartoon and drive to the nearest bridge,memorialize the moment with a selfie, Twitter out a few self-pitying comments, blame it on George Bush,pour gas on myself, light myself on fire, and jump off to the inviting waters below? Same as everybody else, right?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16242 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:54 am to
Bang the hell out of her when we got home
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6219 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:55 am to
Frick her before leaving then house and wipe up with the dress so she can't wear it out.
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:55 am to
I'd tell her that she looks like a fat, trashy whore.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107925 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:56 am to
her face is pretty when fixed up...i'm not into gigantic fat asses on chicks.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59055 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:57 am to
That is disgusting.
Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:57 am to
Fingerbang her under the table at Golden Coral
Posted by MisterFaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
1070 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:58 am to
That was actually a full length non-see-through dress, but her midnight meat train of a vagina slowly sucked most of it in.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 11:59 am to
Frown and reflect on my life choices because my wife wouldn't be able to pull it off like Kim can :(
This post was edited on 9/19/16 at 11:59 am
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 12:01 pm to
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Frown and reflect on my life choices because my wife wouldn't be able to pull it off like Kim can :(


You're sad your wife isn't a whore?
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2609 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 12:04 pm to
INB4 pics of wife?!
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21576 posts
Posted on 9/19/16 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

What would you do if your wife wore this dress on a night out


Tell her it makes her arse look fat!
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