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What Was Your Closest Brush With Death?

Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2065 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:42 pm
Mine was probably on a Chinese domestic airliner in the 1980's.

Teen drinking and driving in the lax 1970's has to be a close second.

What you got?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:42 pm to
I shook hands with Bill and Hillary Clinton once.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18250 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:43 pm to
I married a bi polar psychopath.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20382 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:45 pm to
I was going to work one morning, and a guy ran the red light. Turned out to be a stolen car and the dude had to have been going 100mph. Came out of nowhere. Skimmed the front of my car, fishtailed, but somehow maintained control and kept on hauling arse. Had I been a half a second later putting on the brakes, the dude would have t-boned me on my side. I reckon I wouldn't have had a chance.

Another time I was about a hundred feet from a lighting strike. Raised the hair on me. Scared the shite out of me, too!

EDIT: I almost forgot about this one, but another story further down the list reminded me of it. When I was about 11 years old I was riding my bike around my grandparent's neighborhood. It was not a busy neighborhood at all. If three cars came down their road in a day, that was considered a lot, so we got into the habit of just not looking for cars when riding around. Well, long story short, I almost got plastered by a car. I ended up in the ditch to avoid hitting him, or him hitting me. As he went by all I heard was "Stupid frickin' kid!"
This post was edited on 6/22/23 at 2:02 pm
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:45 pm to
I ran across a golf course as a kid and a ball landed about a foot away from me. Can't imagine that would have been good
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35108 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:45 pm to
Gave jello shots to kids at Rocco's and the owner saw me.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:45 pm to
Two years ago, I was by myself with no sidearm or bear spray, fishing on a little creek while half drunk. Grizzly popped out of the trees about 50 yards away. It stared at me, and I stared back for about 30 seconds. It waddled back in to the woods. Would have been fricked if it wanted to get froggy.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41519 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:46 pm to
Childbirth
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
23118 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:48 pm to
Got into a bad t-bone accident about 2 years ago. No real injury to me but I do think I was about a foot away from a serious issue.

closest I've been to anyone else was in Rio for the World Cup. One of my friends was drunk and fell/tripped into the road as a guy was going probably 80. No joke I think it was 2 inches away from him being hit/spun around and being mince meat in the middle of the road. It was so fing close I still sometimes think about how awful that trip would have been (it was night 1 of I think 10 days)
This post was edited on 6/22/23 at 12:59 pm
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11298 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:49 pm to
caught in a rip current
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:49 pm to
Ugh...long list

Shot at in Grenada, Philippines, Brazil and Panama while in the military.

Multiple close calls working as Chief RSO at local range.




Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82026 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:49 pm to
Getting banned from TD for a week.
Thought I was gonna die.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:51 pm to
Drunk girl driving me at the beach and we ended up in the wrong side of the road and she swerved and missed a car head on by inches
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11434 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:52 pm to
Head on into a tree without a seatbelt.

Walked past a Lucky Dog hot dog stand about 15 seconds before a dindu plowed into it with a Lincoln Continental.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3217 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:52 pm to
31% of my body is burned. My left entire left leg, left arse cheek and my rear right thigh.Hair was burned on the left side and patchy burns on my left hand. I was six years old. If my grandmother wouldn't have been home next door, I would have burned alive. I suffered 3rd degree in those areas. I ran over 50 yards on fire screaming and she heard me and put me out with a wet bed sheet.
Posted by GEAUXLPOST
Member since Sep 2012
1336 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:53 pm to
Almost went on a Rinky Dink submarine to see the Titanic wreckage.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Almost went on a Rinky Dink submarine to see the Titanic wreckage.



Only poors contract out their deep sea expeditions.
Posted by DoctorWorm
Member since Jul 2021
826 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:54 pm to
18 wheeler ran a red light coming down Monte Sano in Huntsville. Thankfully I was alert and didn't turn out as soon as the light turned green.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48579 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:55 pm to
9 car pileup in governors mansion curve
Posted by Nump
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2021
127 posts
Posted on 6/22/23 at 12:55 pm to
I went to New Orleans once.
Coulda been me.
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