re: What is the trashiest scenario that you personally know of?

I actually do have a legit story.

Few years back, I get in contact with a girl I had not seen in 15+ years. I had met her at a summer camp when we were both young teens. At the time she was a blonde, blue eyed very pretty girl.

Through a mutual friend we were able to get in contact, she wanted to catch up and it just so happened I was going to be around where she lived (lake Charles) so I decided to meet her and catch up. This all happened very quickly, we meet at an agreed destination and I get in the vehicle with her as she pulls up. I quickly notice the years have not been kind to her and with each passing second I feel more and more regret.

Conversation ensues and this is where I learn she now has five kids from four different dudes, I'm thinking she's taking me to her house to meet everyone, so I'm dreading that. well, after about a 20 minute drive we are out in the woods and pull up to a very small camper. I walk in, turns out it's a meth lab/house for some middle aged dude who proceeds to leave us alone there in her car. She immediately takes five 1mg xanax.

Turns out, she's also a stripper, I learn this info as she begins to show me her talents now that we are alone. So here she is naked, I'm stranded with her in this 10+ year crime scene, and she's trying to frick. I realize I left my phone in my jacket, which is in her car.

I could go on but I'm going to stop there. Just know I wanted to kiss my floor when I finally walked back into my home.

.....soooooooo, did you hit it?

Nope. I did not hit.

Luckily she passed out and I was able to get the cook to bring me back to my vehicle upon his return.

Drop tha frickin mic

What the frickicky frick frick?

What the hell did they do to him?

A little protein never hurt nobody.

Another trashy story about my ex-wife. She had one kid with her first husband, one with me, then had another kid and then triplets with another guy after me, who she also married. So still in her 20s, she had 6 kids from 3 different guys. Her and the new husband get heavy into meth. Her mother was set to inherit 1/3 of a natural gas well, but dies in a car accident. So my ex inherits 1/3 of that 1/3 (she had two brothers), but still starts pulling in checks up to $40,000/month. Over the course of 2-3 years til the well ran dry, she inherited over $750,000. She blew every penny of it, mostly on meth for her and her entourage. Lost custody of all of the kids, and had nothing to show for it - penniless and living in a trailer. She could have set those kids up with a decent future, college tuition, etc. All gone. And she didn't pay a cent of income tax on her monthly checks.

Not from your own kid!!!

I'm literally gagging over here.

To my knowledge they never found out.. The dude was a weirdo for sure. He even looks like a damn serial killer..he lives in Texas per Facebook, and he does modeling pics. If those girls only knew.....

Did they have a kid with them or were they themselves TOT?