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re: What is the trashiest scenario that you personally know of?
Posted on 12/2/14 at 12:54 am to jmcs68
Posted on 12/2/14 at 12:54 am to jmcs68
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Did they have a kid with them or were they themselves TOT?
Trick r treating for the unborn is what the preggo called it.
I rawdogged a heavy set chick in a cemetery while sporting a pair of Z-cavs and a Coca-Cola rugby shirt. Trashy
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:12 am to Jiggy Moondust
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A guy I went to school with said he uses to fap in the pancake batter at home and his parents would eat pancakes... Sick SOB
Reminds me of a girl I had a class with in 10th grade who said she masturbated with a cucumber, put it back, and her parents made a salad with it the next day. Needless to say, she was known as cucumber salad for the rest of high school.
Oddly enough she turned out to be a lesbian.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:35 am to SG_Geaux
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I have a distant cousin that we found out left her kid at home for hours 5 or 6 nights a week while she went out drinking and/or stripping.
Pics?
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 1:37 am
Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:38 am to BOSCEAUX
That made me laugh Bos.
And yes, that was trashy. Not what you did but what you had on.
And yes, that was trashy. Not what you did but what you had on.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:41 am to jmcs68
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Not what you did but what you had on.
That was all the rage in my town in '89.
Side note, I ripped the pair of Z-cavs climbing the cemetery fence after the deed was done. My mom was pissed, I told her a stray dog at the gas station attacked me.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 3:30 am to tiger114
I know a guy who has been married two and a half years. He got his previous girlfriend pregnant right after getting married, got his wife pregnant about a year later and got and the girlfriend pregnant again a couple months after that. I had only heard stories about people having multiple children with different women at the same time before knowing him. His wife recently admitted in a social setting that she had slept with 80 men. I thought that number was pretty staggering. With both women the relationships seem to drift between making babies and restraining orders.
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 3:34 am
Posted on 12/2/14 at 4:31 am to SG_Geaux
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I have a distant cousin that we found out left her kid at home for hours 5 or 6 nights a week while she went out drinking and/or stripping. She did this from the time the kid was born until he was about 4 years old.
my wife's mom (mil) was a drunk. my wife would have to go to the bellmont and bring her home. wife is one of the sweetest and most normal person that I know. Being raised or attempted to be raised by this piece of shite its amazing that she doesn't have issues.
on a side note when I met my future mil for the for the time she asked me to get her a beer from the outdoor frig - must have had 6 cases of natty light in the there...
Posted on 12/2/14 at 4:41 am to Gorilla Ball
I did screw this rather large women when I was a freshman in college, after we did the deed she got up to go to the bathroom and I cleaned myself up with her sweater and her bedroom curtains. I saw her a few weeks later on campus and hid behind a tree as she walked by. not my proudest moment.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 5:01 am to Gorilla Ball
just recalled another one - before I got married I was a weekend stoner - well not every weekend. But I always kept a job, paid my bills on time etc.
Anyway I go with a work buddy to buy a little grass on a location around north Sherwood Forest. We step into this couples house and proceed to make the transaction and the guy suggests that we stay and light one up. Well anyway we are about halfway done and this couples kid (15-17?) walks in the living room and I freak out thinking oh shite what now? Well the kid just sits down on the couch with us to finish up the smoke - and I tell my buddy lets get out of here. I was pretty disgusted with myself and everyone else in the room.
Anyway I go with a work buddy to buy a little grass on a location around north Sherwood Forest. We step into this couples house and proceed to make the transaction and the guy suggests that we stay and light one up. Well anyway we are about halfway done and this couples kid (15-17?) walks in the living room and I freak out thinking oh shite what now? Well the kid just sits down on the couch with us to finish up the smoke - and I tell my buddy lets get out of here. I was pretty disgusted with myself and everyone else in the room.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 6:39 am to Gorilla Ball
The next time I see anyone from LA calling anywhere else inbred or trashy I'll just point back to this thread.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 6:49 am to tiger114
The other day I was in the fine Mexican establishment, Casa Maria.
A redneck/WT lookin fella and his wife came in. The fella orders a steak with french fries. When he saw me glance at him, he informed me that Casa Maria had the best damn steak in the area.
A redneck/WT lookin fella and his wife came in. The fella orders a steak with french fries. When he saw me glance at him, he informed me that Casa Maria had the best damn steak in the area.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 6:53 am to tiger114
Fried a perfectly good laptop by tipping over a large powerade bottle of pure dipspit accumulated over weeks.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 7:01 am to tiger114
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What is the trashiest scenario that you personally know of?
Ferguson been used yet? if not, the Ferguson is the trashiest scenario I personally know of.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 7:09 am to BOSCEAUX
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I rawdogged a heavy set chick in a cemetery while sporting a pair of Z-cavs and a Coca-Cola rugby shirt. Trashy
Who DIDN'T do that back in the day?
Posted on 12/2/14 at 7:34 am to tiger114
I'll tell the same story that I always tell in these threads
My uncle punched my grandma in the face at my grandpa's funeral
My uncle punched my grandma in the face at my grandpa's funeral
Posted on 12/2/14 at 7:42 am to Salmon
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My uncle punched my grandma in the face at my grandpa's funeral
It's going to be tough to beat that one. What was this over?
Posted on 12/2/14 at 7:52 am to tiger114
My old roommate married a prostitute. (NSFW)
Not only is she a prostitute but she got fired from her booking agent (christopher's cuties) for being a junkie and a thief.
Oh, she also did the whole fake pregnancy thing to get him to marry her.
Not only is she a prostitute but she got fired from her booking agent (christopher's cuties) for being a junkie and a thief.
Oh, she also did the whole fake pregnancy thing to get him to marry her.
Posted on 12/2/14 at 7:53 am to tiger114
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What was this over?
money, of course
my uncle thought my grandma was giving all of the inheritance, land, etc to my mom and her sisters and leaving the brothers out, which she was because the brothers are giant pieces of shite scum
obviously punching my grandma in the face didn't help the situation
did I mention that the uncle is a high ranking cop?
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 7:54 am
Posted on 12/2/14 at 8:07 am to tiger114
From the trashy (likely more sad) file, a lady here in my neighborhood committed suicide last week in her home and in the presence of her children. To top it off, the suicide was committed on her 12 year old daughters birthday. Happy Birthday, Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Effing Christmas, sweetheart....mom....out.
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