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re: "What is the laziest thing you've ever done"
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:48 pm to bhtigerfan
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:48 pm to bhtigerfan
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Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off' lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.
I actually have a funny story about this. I used to fall asleep with the TV on and never could find the remote in the middle of the night to turn it off so I had what I thought was a brilliant idea, I would just buy a clapper and I could clap to turn it off. Well a few days later this girl I was seeing came over and I started hitting it doggy and the TV kept turning on and off and on and off. When I told her what had happened after and we started laughing so hard that she let out the largest queef that it made the entire thing one of my favorite experiences ever!
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:50 pm to lsu480
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lights in my room.
my uncle built this giant, elaborate system made with string and pulleys so that he could turn his lights on/off from his bed. pull the taut, horizontal string towards you, and lights go on. pull it towards switch, lights off. it was hilarious. looked like a giant spiderweb spanning from the light switch to his bed
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:52 pm to bhtigerfan
Bought an entire album on itunes because I have a cd of the same album in my car but don't feel like going through the process of putting it on itunes.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:52 pm to Scruffy
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Was too lazy to spell out Scruffy
you made this bed pal. Lie in it.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:53 pm to bhtigerfan
OPS bagel was great
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:53 pm to bhtigerfan
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I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-arse circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.
But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
This is from a year ago, and even though I doubt the above is true, this is still one of the greatest things I've ever read
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:55 pm to bhtigerfan
I was in the Navy and we had to do a command run for morning PT. Me and a few friends peeled off at the start, went into Burger King and crushed some breakfast. After wards we went to our barracks room, splashed some water on our shirts and hair and rejoined the run at the finish. Somehow none of the Chiefs noticed.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:58 pm to lsu480
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Well a few days later this girl I was seeing came over and I started hitting it doggy and the TV kept turning on and off and on and off. When I told her what had happened after and we started laughing so hard that she let out the largest queef that it made the entire thing one of my favorite experiences ever!
Posted on 7/21/15 at 8:59 pm to lsu480
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I actually have a funny story about this. I used to fall asleep with the TV on and never could find the remote in the middle of the night to turn it off so I had what I thought was a brilliant idea, I would just buy a clapper and I could clap to turn it off. Well a few days later this girl I was seeing came over and I started hitting it doggy and the TV kept turning on and off and on and off. When I told her what had happened after and we started laughing so hard that she let out the largest queef that it made the entire thing one of my favorite experiences ever!
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:10 pm to Scruffy
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Was too lazy to spell out Scruffy. "I" is only one letter, "my" is two.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:11 pm to bhtigerfan
I have a friend who really wanted Dr. Pepper but didn't want to go out of his apartment. He called up a pizza shop and ordered a 2 liter for delivery.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:11 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
I just messaged my husband on Facebook to bring me a slice of cheesecake from downstairs.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:11 pm to Cap Crunch
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This is from a year ago, and even though I doubt the above is true, this is still one of the greatest things I've ever read
I believe. I want to believe
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:16 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
If true that dude should be an Admiral!
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:17 pm to CoCo311
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I just messaged my husband on Facebook to bring me a slice of cheesecake from downstairs.
This isn't what is the fattest thing you have ever done.....
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:21 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
When I was in college I called the girl who lived in the next building and told her it was very important and I needed her to come over.
When she got there I told her I couldn't remember how she made queso so I needed her to make it. She opened the rotel, put it on the cheese, and stuck it into the microwave. Once it melted she set it on the coffee table and went back to her apartment.
I had to get up and get chips from the pantry so it wasn't a total win
When she got there I told her I couldn't remember how she made queso so I needed her to make it. She opened the rotel, put it on the cheese, and stuck it into the microwave. Once it melted she set it on the coffee table and went back to her apartment.
I had to get up and get chips from the pantry so it wasn't a total win
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:31 pm to Finch
Are we the only couple that does "lazy dog" sex?
Like doggy but you fall over sideways so you are laying down- Ron white
Like doggy but you fall over sideways so you are laying down- Ron white
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:32 pm to bhtigerfan
As a college kid with no job living off his parents, I used to bring my laundry to cyclone laundry where you could pay by the pound to have them wash and fold your clothes instead of doing it yourself.
I lived with a cousin who was known to theow out pots, pans, crock pots, etc. Because he was too lazy to clean them and they'd get so disgusting they'd have to be thrown out.
Redbox has made at least a hundred bucks off of me over the last 5 years or so, because I'm too lazy to get out of the car and drop off the movie. I have to have a reason to go into the store, then I'll bring back the movie.
I lived with a cousin who was known to theow out pots, pans, crock pots, etc. Because he was too lazy to clean them and they'd get so disgusting they'd have to be thrown out.
Redbox has made at least a hundred bucks off of me over the last 5 years or so, because I'm too lazy to get out of the car and drop off the movie. I have to have a reason to go into the store, then I'll bring back the movie.
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:03 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Occasionally I don't feel like wiping
[channels inner OT voice..."stop being poor!"]
Bidet4me E-200A Electric Bidet Seat with Dryer and Deodorizer, White
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:11 pm to TDawg1313
quote:i just did this yesterday lol. I ordered cheesesticks and 2 2 liters because i didn't want to go down the street to the store
I have a friend who really wanted Dr. Pepper but didn't want to go out of his apartment. He called up a pizza shop and ordered a 2 liter for delivery.
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