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re: What Are your Retirement Plans?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:30 am to Austin Cajun
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:30 am to Austin Cajun
Beach
Speedo
Crocks with socks on
I'm gonna be a fricking spectacle by the time I can retire.
Speedo
Crocks with socks on
I'm gonna be a fricking spectacle by the time I can retire.
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:32 am to Buck_Rogers
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I'd reconsider this plan. After a year you will probably, and your wife will definitely, be tired of the road and want a house again. You will sell all of these toys at a loss and have to move into a shittier house than you were previously accustomed to. At that point, your wife will leave you with half of your retirement.
We're already camper people. We spend a good deal of our time in our camper and like it. During the summer she and the kids already will go to the lake and spend up to a couple weeks at a time at our camper while I come up on weekends or if I have spare vacation, I'll also come up for a few days as well.
And like I said earlier. After spending about a year or so seeing the whole country, we'll settle in and start spending our winters in one place and summers in another.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:32 am to Darth_Vader
I imagine I'll end up wherever my kids/grandkids end up, but I still want a summer house on Whidbey Island in Washington.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:33 am to Darth_Vader
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and lord knows what else.
Boogers, if I've stayed there previously.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:33 am to Salmon
I could get away with two houses...haven't picked exact locations yet but two would work
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:34 am to Darth_Vader
I will move to some poor country in Southeast Asia and use my retirement funds to pay barely legal peasant girls to love me long time.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:34 am to yellowfin
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1. Do you realize how filthy hotel rooms are? You're basically wallowing in strangers piss, jizz, and lord knows what else.
not talking about a motel 6
You think folks aren't peeing and spooging in Ritz Carltons as well? Naive much?
For the record, I like hotels (decent ones, at least) fine.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:36 am to yellowfin
My neighbors have it right.
They fall/winter here in LA and they spring/summer in their lakehouse in Wisconsin.
He told me as soon as it gets below 40 up there, they head south, and as soon as it gets above 80 down here, they head north
They fall/winter here in LA and they spring/summer in their lakehouse in Wisconsin.
He told me as soon as it gets below 40 up there, they head south, and as soon as it gets above 80 down here, they head north
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:37 am to Salmon
that's nice but neither of mine are going to be in LA
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:38 am to Darth_Vader
I will most likely die before retirement age
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:40 am to Darth_Vader
I plan to work 7 more years (puts me at 62). We'll probably end up staying right where we are but the other idea we've tossed around is moving closer to wherever our baby girl ends up (probably in Texas). If we do that we'll sell the house to our son at a really cheap price and buy a little house. I just want to play golf 3 or 4 times a week and maybe fish a little.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:41 am to yellowfin
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not talking about a motel 6
Hotel room tests uncover high levels of contamination
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Warriner was also surprised that high-end hotels were no cleaner than budget ones.
Budget hotel Super 8 had among the cleanest bathrooms in the study, Warriner said.
'If you're going to pay the extra money for a top-end hotel, don't expect to have better sanitation.'
— Microbiologist Keith Warriner
"The top-end hotels, they all really performed equally as bad," he said.
A Montreal Best Western had among the overall best results, whereas some of the dirtiest bathroom surfaces were found in Fairmont rooms.
"If you're going to pay the extra money for a top-end hotel, don't expect to have better sanitation," he added.
A microscopic look at hotel hygiene
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Philip Tierno doesn't feel comfortable staying in hotels. He knows too much.
The microbiologist travels with an impervious mattress and pillow cover to protect against the unseen debris that guests leave behind in what he compares to the lost Roman civilization, particles "literally buried over time" in the bed.
"What I'm saying is it's not just you in bed, it's who comes after you," said Tierno, director of microbiology and immunology at New York University's Langone Medical Center.
More disturbingly, it's who comes before you, too.
So go ahead and spend the extra money on an expensive hotel. All that will get you is the pleasure of wallowing in the feces, dead skin, jizz, snot, and all the other filth left behind by everyone that stayed in that room before you.. You'll just be getting it from people with a little bit more money than you'd find at the Motel 6.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:41 am to Darth_Vader
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Well the first step would be to properly identify it as a club, not a gang.
The second step is to have his father die while he is still married to his mother!
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:43 am to Y.A. Tittle
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You think folks aren't peeing and spooging in Ritz Carltons as well? Naive much?
Read the link I just posted above and then tell me who's being naive.
It doesn't matter how much you spend on a hotel room. It's still a Petri dish of filth left by however many people stayed there before you.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:45 am to Darth_Vader
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You think folks aren't peeing and spooging in Ritz Carltons as well? Naive much?
Read the link I just posted above and then tell me who's being naive.
Why the eyeroll??? I was making the same point as the article you posted. Slow your roll, bro.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:47 am to JJBTiger2012
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spending lots of time on Toledo Bend w/ my future grand babies.
This, we have 3.5 acres near the lake, we have our camp but plan on tearing it down and rebuilding at some point in the future.
Other than that, we'll travel. Wife and I both grew up with campers and neither of us really want one again. Probably buy a Yukon XL or similar when we want to drive.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:49 am to Darth_Vader
I'll be 62 this year. Inshallah Allah, I'll ride my current gig until I'm 66, at which time I collect about $32K per year from SS.
I should have by that time about $1 mil in investments, with an actuarial timeline of 16 years (although certainly less in my case).
So I've got maybe 7-10 years of retirement, which I plan to spend in the Philippines, Costa Rica or Thailand. A friend of mine, who owns a nightclub in Bangkok, has offered me a partnership in the venture which could speed up the process considerably. I am considering the offer as I write.
I should have by that time about $1 mil in investments, with an actuarial timeline of 16 years (although certainly less in my case).
So I've got maybe 7-10 years of retirement, which I plan to spend in the Philippines, Costa Rica or Thailand. A friend of mine, who owns a nightclub in Bangkok, has offered me a partnership in the venture which could speed up the process considerably. I am considering the offer as I write.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:50 am to Y.A. Tittle
LOL, my bad
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:50 am to Darth_Vader
5th wheels
Towing around 5th wheels
Camp grounds
setting up
tearing down
building fires
cooking on BBQ pits
moving from location to location every other day
emptying shite tanks
dealing with trashy campground people and their trashy little shithead kids
pulling a 50' camper in and out of traffic
driving having to listen to your wife whine and complain
god damn that sounds like a lot of work and miserable as frick
Towing around 5th wheels
Camp grounds
setting up
tearing down
building fires
cooking on BBQ pits
moving from location to location every other day
emptying shite tanks
dealing with trashy campground people and their trashy little shithead kids
pulling a 50' camper in and out of traffic
driving having to listen to your wife whine and complain
god damn that sounds like a lot of work and miserable as frick
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 10:51 am
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:51 am to Darth_Vader
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So go ahead and spend the extra money on an expensive hotel. All that will get you is the pleasure of wallowing in the feces, dead skin, jizz, snot, and all the other filth left behind by everyone that stayed in that room before you.. You'll just be getting it from people with a little bit more money than you'd find at the Motel 6.
I don't sleep on the matress
why are you trying to hijack your own thread?
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