re: Welp....here's a new one with the SO

Her mom should have taught her that if she has one, apparently the mom is trash so good luck.

Wonder what else she does ? Smoke ?

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That's the kind of stuff that makes women feel like they can't do anything right

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Maybe if you'd listen instead of pouting then yall would actually learn how to do something right

I imagine her holding it in her palm sideways shoveling food in her mouth, Am I close?

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I told her that I wanted to talk to her about how to properly hold a utensil for when we go to restaurants in teh future.

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This is awesome on so many levels.

If she doesn't know how to hold a fork she's probably trash. Dump her.

I'd say you're a prick for being critical of something so fricking petty. I'm guessing you've failed at many relationships.

Don't sweat the small stuff, they're what makes everyone unique. If she's comfortable holding her fork like that, you should be too. One of the best movie quotes ever:

You should done this differently. Should have said to her,

"Hey, I was noticing that you hold the fork differently. It's one of those little quirks about you that make you so cute and adorable. Can you teach me how to do that? I doubt I can remember back to when I was three years old to remember what it was like to eat like a baby."

You have to remember that women LOVE gifts, and nothing says I Love You like......

OK you went about that all wrong. If you want to get her to change something like that you have to let it be her idea. Find something on the internet about it and mock it as stupid for people to be so snooty as to worry about something like how you slop food in your mouth. Let her be superior. Don't act like you ever noticed that before. Go on some kind of rant about how elitist it is. That kind of shite. Next thing you know you're dating a fricking etiquette expert who's going to be wanting to train you to stop being such a caveman.

You go at it all judgmental and nothing you say is going to penetrate the defense mechanisms.