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re: Welp....here's a new one with the SO

Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Aint no man getting at me if I cant take him out to a restaurant, know what im sayin

you ever seductively eat a corndog to impress a date while at LSU
Posted by HeadChange
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:58 pm to
I cooked for a girl on the second date years ago and she cut her steak like how you're describing; a neanderthal. Hooked up for a bit but it never went anywhere. Sure the holding of the utensils annoyed me, but she had way deeper issues. Hope this doesn't help.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:59 pm to
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Hope this doesn't help.


Posted by makersmark1
earth
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:59 pm to
PIIHB

That will make it all better.
Posted by Hangit
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:11 pm to
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To the OP...Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy? It really is that simple.


In all fairness he is trying to say that her holding the fork like a 32 oz. Estwing is important to him. What is next? Eating mashed potatoes and spaghetti by the handful?

Each person has their standards and her eating like a troglodyte breaches his.

She is going to bring the pain now. She will give him everything she feels he is owed, plus interest and dividends.
Posted by tigerfan182
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:14 pm to
It does matter.
Posted by zeebo
Hammond
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:17 pm to
I think it is an age thing. When I was young I ditched them like Sinefeld. When I got older and got married and observed my friends married lives, I saw some truly hard times that people have to deal with. This isn't one. But I ditched girls for much less, when I was young.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:17 pm to
You reached into her soul and unraveled it with one tug.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:17 pm to
Kill her. Only option
Posted by CScrogginLSU
Houston
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:24 pm to
Have you tried just making fun of her til she stops?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:28 pm to
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Have you tried just making fun of her til she stops hanging out with you?


FTFY
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:28 pm to
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CScrogginLSU

bewbs
Posted by SanFranTiger
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:32 pm to
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ou ever seductively eat a corndog to impress a date while at LSU


Thats how you get more dates...

when you swallow it down to the stick.
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 6:32 pm
Posted by bhtigerfan
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Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:32 pm to
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Why the hell does it matter how she holds her fork??
Seriously?

You'd have no problem eating at a nice restaurant or with family and friends, and your lady holds her fork like this?



I guess you wouldn't mind if she belched out loud, farted and picked her nose at the table also.

OP, sounds like your GF is a little retarded. Sorry.
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 6:36 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:33 pm to
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when you swallow it down to the stick.

what would you do with a mini-corndog ?


asking for a friend
Posted by bhtigerfan
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:47 pm to
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Thanks for pointing it out. I'll try to be more cognizant in the future 
Said no woman ever after being corrected.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 6:48 pm to
You should have asked her if you hold utensils incorrectly.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 7:22 pm to
I told my gf today if she ever got fat and refused to try to lose it id leave her.

Yea no nookie for me tonight
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 7:27 pm to
You should have got a friend of yours that she doesn't like to tell her about this. Then all the anger is on your friend and not you.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 7:49 pm to
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You should have got a friend of yours that she doesn't like to tell her about this. Then all the anger is on your friend and not you.


Ah yes, the social assassin.
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