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re: Inevitable Coaching Search Thread - makersmark1
Sadly Gus will be here in 2018. JJ is still doing the hiring. We may get another large TV at the stadium....
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re: Saturday Picks and score predictions - makersmark1
[quote]Auburn-26[/quote] 26 is not divisible by 3. FG Gus Lovelace is scared to score a TD so he cries in his pillow and sends Carlson in for the 3 points most of the time....
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re: Paul Rhodes said - makersmark1
[quote]Unique in that Gus is the only coach in the country to run the same 1st play for an entire game[/quote] ^Gus Lovelace. See sig quote....
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re: Is O a good coach now? - makersmark1
Better than Gus. ...
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re: Let's talk special teams other than Carlson - makersmark1
We need more speed on punt cover...
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re: Tax question on extra income - makersmark1
Open a SEP if you don’t need the money....
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re: Tax question on extra income - makersmark1
Did they send you a 1099?...
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re: Inevitable Coaching Search Thread - makersmark1
We are stuck. Stuck with an AD who should be a middle school coach and a head coach who should be coaching independent Christian 1A high school. We are stuck paying $4 million a year for 5 or 6 plays. It is what it is....
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re: Stidham throwing OC Lindsey under the Gus bus? - makersmark1
[quote]your coaches didn't give up a punt return tdY[/quote] ^look at our punt team. 3 big slow personal protectors, other than the gunners, not a lot of speed out there. The punter is not an athlete. The snapper is a specialty player, but not particularly fast. Look at the replay, back up LBs a...
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My sig quote: Is it true? - makersmark1
Upvote if true Downvote if false...
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re: Stidham not allowed to audible? - makersmark1
It's sad that Gus Lovelace is unable to have checks or hot routes because he is afraid....
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re: How do you disengage from this debacle? - makersmark1
[quote]I just have to look at my family and it's easy to remind myself how silly it is to get so worked up over an amateur sporting even (or any sporting event really)[/quote] ^ "It's not the end of the world." I'm ok with that quote from us. My family still loves me, etc, but for a HC to say ...
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How do you disengage from this debacle? - makersmark1
I'm just not in a good place with this situation. How do I just sort of watch AU football like a bad movie or a reality show that I can't avoid without being disappointed in the results? ...
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re: 2 loss team/CFP - makersmark1
Are you using a hookah? Or just mainlining fentanyl?...
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re: What kind of head coach could Auburn get right now? - makersmark1
Cut JJ and Gus’s pay. Why are contracts so one sided? Quit giving so much for mediocrity. Incentivize all contracts $7 million NC $5 million for SEC $3 million for 10 wins or more $1 million for winning season $350000 for losers ...
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re: How much would we owe Gus if we fired him the day after the Iron Bowl? - makersmark1
Take a knee 3 times every possession. Recruit only defensive players. At least we won’t lose a 20 Point lead...
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re: Why not fire Gus and let Steele interim? - makersmark1
JJ is not firing Coach Gus Lovelace. At some point, JJ will “retire” and we can begin to move forward. Why do we pay JJ so much? Lower his salary to $83000. See if he can get a real job. No one would hire JJ to attend a parking lot or clean a toilet. Gay porn as a receiver is his only poten...
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re: # 10 Auburn @ LSU CBS - makersmark1
That is true....
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re: Did Gus call plays or Lindsay? - makersmark1
Please refer to Malzahn by his new moniker. Coach Lovelace. Thank you ...
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re: # 10 Auburn @ LSU CBS - makersmark1
[quote]got a bad case of egg on the face. [/quote] That’s not egg white on Coach Gus Lovelace’s face. It’s Orgeron’s man goo. Gus will be Eiffel Towered by Kirby and Saban. Bert and Sumlin May fist him some....
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