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re: Welp....here's a new one with the SO
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:37 pm to NeverToYield
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:37 pm to NeverToYield
What's his name?
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Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:37 pm to NeverToYield
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she holds her fork like a neanderthal
Every time I see a grown arse adult doing this I'm just baffled. WHo the frick raisd you? And, as an adult, haven't you noticed you're the ONLY ONE in sight, including your SO, holding your fork that way?????
Clueless? Ignorant? Hell, I don't know...
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:40 pm to NeverToYield
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Yes she is, I plan to marry her one day.
but she'll be married to someone else. bad plan.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:43 pm to NeverToYield
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I told her that I wanted to talk to her about how to properly hold a utensil for when we go to restaurants
Mistake #1.
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I stood outside the door and said we should be adults
Mistake #2
In both scenarios she views you treating her like a child.
Is it really THAT big of a deal how she holds her utensil?
When she gets back you're going to get an earful of all the things you do that she views as "wrong" and I'm betting you're not going to handle it with a smile.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:44 pm to NeverToYield
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I told her that I wanted to talk to her about how to properly hold a utensil for when we go to restaurants in teh future.
dumb.
you'll be single and you deserve it.
just ask her the question and ask as if she's an adult, not a 3yr old.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:44 pm to NeverToYield
In her eyes, you took a perfectly good day and flushed it, and no matter what she does you'll always complain about something.
This post was edited on 1/7/17 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:47 pm to NeverToYield
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then when she got upset you doubled down and called her a child.
not to her no, just to yall.
she's a woman.
ergo prompter ergo hoc - she rifles through your stuff
hoc prompter ergo - she knows you're on TD
prompter hoc ergo - you told her too
The hole just got 10ft deeper.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:47 pm to NeverToYield
You couldn't address an issue without insulting and embarrassing her.
She can't hold a fork.
Match made in heaven. I predict a long, miserable future.
She can't hold a fork.
Match made in heaven. I predict a long, miserable future.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:48 pm to dcrews
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Is it really THAT big of a deal how she holds her utensil?
Yes it is. She looks like a child.
In a professional setting, it would be very embarrassing.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:48 pm to NeverToYield
This would've made a great Seinfeld episode
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:50 pm to LSU fan 246
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Yes it is. She looks like a child.
In a professional setting, it would be very embarrassing
Exactly. I don't get the people saying it's no big deal.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:52 pm to BigOrangeBri
You don't ruin a good day with forking instructions.
If it really bothers you wait until you are already in a fight and throw the fork talk in.
If it really bothers you wait until you are already in a fight and throw the fork talk in.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:54 pm to northshorebamaman
I've been married almost 11 years and have zero idea how my wife holds a fork. I've been trying to envision it for a while and I just can't.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:56 pm to hashtag
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I've been married almost 11 years and have zero idea how my wife holds a fork
That means she holds it normally. Guarantee you would notice if she didn't.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:57 pm to northshorebamaman
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That means she holds it normally. Guarantee you would notice if she didn't.
Or some people just don't notice stuff like that.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:58 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I doubt it.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:59 pm to bird35
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If it really bothers you wait until you are already in a fight and throw the fork talk in.
Hahahahaha, I can hear it now.......
"Oh really, so, so, yeah, well you hold your fork like a retarded baboon!"
Posted on 1/7/17 at 4:59 pm to northshorebamaman
I have no idea how my wife holds her for, or arranges her food. No clue. been married over 10 years.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:00 pm to NeverToYield
I'm actually going to say good for you! I would be embarrassed if my husband ate like a Neanderthal in public and it would be a deal killer in a professional setting. I don't think I could look past it in the early dating stage and probably wouldn't have gone out with someone who ate that way more than twice. If you're planning to marry her, you both need to be open to encouragement from each other. Hope you are when she tells you to go for a jog when you're 40.
Posted on 1/7/17 at 5:00 pm to NeverToYield
Well if she ever does break up with you, you do have the kill shot. "Oh yeah F U too. You hold your fork wrong"
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