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Volvo commercial - WTF?
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:27 pm
What the frick is going on? When the blonde started looking at the pictures I anticipated another Volvo crash safety commercial because a Volvo commercial without a crash is just plain pointless.
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:31 pm to No8Easy2
Thanks for posting this hahahha I have struggled with understanding this commercial . .What does it mean....WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!? Did a miss a double rainbow? I'm missing something ....
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:32 pm to No8Easy2
Full Commerical and Explanation
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:32 pm to No8Easy2
quote:
What the frick is going on?
The lady played she and her husband's song. She wasn't the one looking at the camera, the guy riding shotgun did that. Geez.
Also: that's probably the first Volvo that I, a man, would drive.
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:35 pm to No8Easy2
my prediction
lesbian wedding
with most interesting man in the back seat giving away the bride
or he's in a wheelchair
trifecta
lesbian wedding with dad in wheelchair
did I mention it was a interacial lesbian wedding ???
lesbian wedding
with most interesting man in the back seat giving away the bride
or he's in a wheelchair
trifecta
lesbian wedding with dad in wheelchair
did I mention it was a interacial lesbian wedding ???
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:15 pm to No8Easy2
There is a 3 minute version on the you toob. Still doesn't 'splain much.
1.) Most interesting man's wife is pretty good looking. IWHI.
2.) The camera that dude is fooling with is a $45k Hasselblad.
1.) Most interesting man's wife is pretty good looking. IWHI.
2.) The camera that dude is fooling with is a $45k Hasselblad.
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:29 pm to No8Easy2
Based on that music they're listening to, I bet they are on a mescaline trip and the only person not high is the blonde.
They seem pretty chill.
They seem pretty chill.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:44 pm to No8Easy2
My theory is that's a bride driving, she has decided to run off with the husband's best friend, who is in the passenger seat. She grew up with the best friend and they've been close since they were kids. In fact, he introduce her to her would be husband.
She caught the husband cheating the week before the wedding and they are planning to kill him together, and the old guy in the back seat is the best friends dad and a retired assassin that helped plan the murder.
The husband is the guy in the back seat passenger side. He has no idea he's being driven out to the middle of nowhere to die.
They took the husbands wedding ring off his finger as a trophy and she's laughing a somewhat melancholy laugh at the picture of the sham wedding she just went through and the toast by the future assassins.
She has a tear in her eye as she's questioning the murder, but the retired hitman with the badass glasses in the back seat assures her she's doing the right thing with a reassuring squeeze of the shoulder.
The little smile the old man gives at the end is the satisfied smile of a seasoned killer about to have one last hoorah killing a man who wronged a girl he's always thought of as a daughter.
She caught the husband cheating the week before the wedding and they are planning to kill him together, and the old guy in the back seat is the best friends dad and a retired assassin that helped plan the murder.
The husband is the guy in the back seat passenger side. He has no idea he's being driven out to the middle of nowhere to die.
They took the husbands wedding ring off his finger as a trophy and she's laughing a somewhat melancholy laugh at the picture of the sham wedding she just went through and the toast by the future assassins.
She has a tear in her eye as she's questioning the murder, but the retired hitman with the badass glasses in the back seat assures her she's doing the right thing with a reassuring squeeze of the shoulder.
The little smile the old man gives at the end is the satisfied smile of a seasoned killer about to have one last hoorah killing a man who wronged a girl he's always thought of as a daughter.
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:50 pm to Breesus
needs more girl on girl action
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:56 pm to No8Easy2
Y'all just mad cuz that old man would frick ur wives and drive off in a SAFE SUV
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:00 pm to No8Easy2
I was looking for Scandy bewbs, saw none, I'm out.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:01 pm to LuckySo-n-So
quote:
3 minute version on the you toob. Still doesn't 'splain much.
The extended version makes even less sense. We know he has his own car because the commercial shows him driving it. So why is he hitching a ride to his own daughter's wedding with these other people? If the woman driving is his wife, then why the frick is he relegated to the back seat when the dude in the passenger seat isn't even their son?
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:03 pm to No8Easy2
Watch the extended version of the commercial
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:12 pm to No8Easy2
I already explained this commercial
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:36 pm to golfntiger32
They should have never abandoned the old boxy style. Now their look is not very distinctive.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:53 pm to No8Easy2
More importantly......why is a woman driving instead of one of the three men???
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:55 pm to Breesus
I took it as a commercial marketing Volvos to mainstream Middle Eastern dudes with hipster-cut beards that are progressive enough to be married to caucasian blonde women who aren't forced to wear that burka shite.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:00 am to No8Easy2
I drive a Volvo as a man. The last couple of years they have really started to redefine their image. They still have the safest cars on the roads, but they are getting more luxurious and better performance in an effort to compete for the BMW/Audi/Mercedes crowd. The XC90 is the best SUV your money can buy you today.
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