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Volvo commercial - WTF?

Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:27 pm
Posted by No8Easy2
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:27 pm
What the frick is going on? When the blonde started looking at the pictures I anticipated another Volvo crash safety commercial because a Volvo commercial without a crash is just plain pointless.

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Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:29 pm to
Volvo= Boxy but safe.
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
6070 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:31 pm to
Thanks for posting this hahahha I have struggled with understanding this commercial . .What does it mean....WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!? Did a miss a double rainbow? I'm missing something ....
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:32 pm to
Full Commerical and Explanation
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 7:33 pm
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

What the frick is going on?

The lady played she and her husband's song. She wasn't the one looking at the camera, the guy riding shotgun did that. Geez.

Also: that's probably the first Volvo that I, a man, would drive.

This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 7:35 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 7:35 pm to
my prediction

lesbian wedding

with most interesting man in the back seat giving away the bride

or he's in a wheelchair



trifecta

lesbian wedding with dad in wheelchair

did I mention it was a interacial lesbian wedding ???
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:15 pm to
There is a 3 minute version on the you toob. Still doesn't 'splain much.

1.) Most interesting man's wife is pretty good looking. IWHI.
2.) The camera that dude is fooling with is a $45k Hasselblad.
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted by ruzil
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:29 pm to
Based on that music they're listening to, I bet they are on a mescaline trip and the only person not high is the blonde.

They seem pretty chill.
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:44 pm to
My theory is that's a bride driving, she has decided to run off with the husband's best friend, who is in the passenger seat. She grew up with the best friend and they've been close since they were kids. In fact, he introduce her to her would be husband.

She caught the husband cheating the week before the wedding and they are planning to kill him together, and the old guy in the back seat is the best friends dad and a retired assassin that helped plan the murder.

The husband is the guy in the back seat passenger side. He has no idea he's being driven out to the middle of nowhere to die.

They took the husbands wedding ring off his finger as a trophy and she's laughing a somewhat melancholy laugh at the picture of the sham wedding she just went through and the toast by the future assassins.

She has a tear in her eye as she's questioning the murder, but the retired hitman with the badass glasses in the back seat assures her she's doing the right thing with a reassuring squeeze of the shoulder.

The little smile the old man gives at the end is the satisfied smile of a seasoned killer about to have one last hoorah killing a man who wronged a girl he's always thought of as a daughter.
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 8:56 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175902 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:50 pm to
needs more girl on girl action
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 8:56 pm to
Y'all just mad cuz that old man would frick ur wives and drive off in a SAFE SUV
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:00 pm to
I was looking for Scandy bewbs, saw none, I'm out.
Posted by No8Easy2
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

3 minute version on the you toob. Still doesn't 'splain much.



The extended version makes even less sense. We know he has his own car because the commercial shows him driving it. So why is he hitching a ride to his own daughter's wedding with these other people? If the woman driving is his wife, then why the frick is he relegated to the back seat when the dude in the passenger seat isn't even their son?

Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32547 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:03 pm to
Watch the extended version of the commercial
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:12 pm to
I already explained this commercial
Posted by I B Freeman
Member since Oct 2009
27843 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:36 pm to
They should have never abandoned the old boxy style. Now their look is not very distinctive.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32096 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:37 pm to
XC90 is legit.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:53 pm to
More importantly......why is a woman driving instead of one of the three men???
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3975 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 9:55 pm to
I took it as a commercial marketing Volvos to mainstream Middle Eastern dudes with hipster-cut beards that are progressive enough to be married to caucasian blonde women who aren't forced to wear that burka shite.
Posted by tlsu15
Capital of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
10023 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:00 am to
I drive a Volvo as a man. The last couple of years they have really started to redefine their image. They still have the safest cars on the roads, but they are getting more luxurious and better performance in an effort to compete for the BMW/Audi/Mercedes crowd. The XC90 is the best SUV your money can buy you today.
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