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re: Two lifeforms merge in once-in-a-billion-years evolutionary event

Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7304 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:17 pm to
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He had to wait for us to invent writing and then tell a human what to write.



and conveniently forgot to provide the writers of any proof of his existence for future generations
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30070 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:31 pm to


I bet they develop into pods
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
14492 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 12:40 pm to
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I’m not sure why, but this sentence terrifies me on some weird existential level, as if some alien organism could use me as its internal organ.

What if... Hear me out. What if... The Earth IS the organism and we are the internal organs.

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30552 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 1:16 pm to
The Earth always finds a way to sustain itself
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118733 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

The Earth always finds a way to sustain itself


It's almost as if it's fine tuned for life...hmmmm.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150633 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 1:46 pm to
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Two lifeforms merge in once-in-a-billion-years evolutionary event

Despite the massive odds, congrats to Owlfan for finally having sex.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6502 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 1:58 pm to
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The first occurred about 2.2 billion years ago


Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3606 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6506 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

He had to wait for us to invent writing and then tell a human what to write.



and conveniently forgot to provide the writers of any proof of his existence for future generations

Apparently we don't need proof because we should be 100% trusting of strangers we've never met.

Yet if I 100% trust a stranger I meet in the world he created, they might just take all my shite and shoot me and leave me in a ditch to die.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81616 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:13 pm to
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The first occurred about 2.2 billion years ago, when an archaea swallowed a bacterium that became the mitochondria
sure....
The part I don't get it: how does this thing now reproduce others with the same composition?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35060 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:24 pm to
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Two lifeforms merge in once-in-a-billion-years evolutionary event


How did science find out I got a blowjob from my wife
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5296 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:28 pm to
If there’s only been 2 times that this has happened before, where did all the other organelles inside of cells come from?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68100 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:34 pm to
Did you enjoy the eclipse?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5296 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:34 pm to
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Unless you're one of those Creationist nuts who believes in some "Almighty Omnipotent God" sky-daddy who created everything out of thin air


Everything in the universe had to come from somewhere originally. It either appeared out of thin air on its own randomly, or a divine being created it.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6506 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:44 pm to
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Everything in the universe had to come from somewhere originally. It either appeared out of thin air on its own randomly, or a divine being created it.

I agree with a divine being creating the universe.

Where they lose me is the part where he supposedly looked like me (created in his image), knows I exist, or cares what I do. Or that I'm gonna meet him one day and we're gonna hang out in the clouds and be happier than we've ever been as long as I ask for his forgiveness for all the bad things I've ever done.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64169 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 2:48 pm to
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to create more useful compounds.


Well frick, stop inundating us with the specifics.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 2:48 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58328 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:08 pm to
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when an archaea swallowed a bacterium that became the mitochondria.


The powerhouse of the cell.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12476 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:11 pm to
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Apparently we don't need proof because we should be 100% trusting of strangers we've never met.

Strangers are only to be trusted when it confirms your preexisting beliefs. #confirmationbiasdroppings
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15842 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:12 pm to
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the closer we get to pure energy the slower “time” becomes.


Wut?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62876 posts
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:19 pm to
What is your why for the creation?

And what sort of being do you reckon?
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 3:20 pm
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