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Posted on 4/7/16 at 9:44 am to Breesus
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Make left overs. Tell her to take leftovers for lunch.
Start working out religiously yourself.
Good luck.
What was she like when you married her? How often did she workout? What were her eating habits?
Doesn't always work. I have been rigorously training for a few triathlons. Have lost a few pants sizes and about 20 lbs. Has not motivated my wife in the least (not that she's fat).
My wife hates leftovers for some reason. I pretty much am the only one that eats them.
She also eats like a bird. She can go without lunch pretty regularly. It's just that the stuff she eats probably isn't the healthiest.
She is a girly girl and never been one to work out. Again she isn't fat, but she obviously put on some baby weight after being pregnant. She has steadily been losing it, but is not the type to have the motivation to hit the gym right away until she's back in a size 0.
I don't really care as long as she doesn't get legit sloppy fat. But it is annoying to be very active yourself and have her complain about not being her old size while doing absolutely nothing about it.
I will say that I'm not a help when it comes to healthy eating. I'd say we make about 4 healthy meals a week, but I have no problem pigging out on pizza one night. I make up for it by running/swimming/biking though.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 9:53 am to thickandthin
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She's not THAT big just bigger
If (she frickin and suckin only you) = yes then
frick off
Else
Call her a fat frick.
End if.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 10:09 am to thickandthin
Padlocks on the fridge and cupboard is your only option .
Posted on 4/7/16 at 10:29 am to thickandthin
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I'm sure it's been discussed innumerous times just wanted to know the popular consensus as to how discuss the issue with her. Straight forward = yell and mad. Around the edge = Let's start working out/ No answer. Help me out after the ridicule. She's not THAT big just bigger
No don't just don't. You can't win. The best possible outcome you can expect is for her to blame you because you have a tiny wang and can't make her squeal.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 10:39 am to thickandthin
Put a tapeworm in her fettuccine.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 11:58 am to Yellerhammer5
cause, you're pretty when I'm drunk. And I'm pretty f*cking drunk
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:12 pm to torrey225
quote:
Schedule a beach vacation.
Works every time.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:14 pm to thickandthin
I just want to jump in here and reiterate my suggestion to drug her unknowingly with mexican ephedrine. Does she have candy coming out of her pockets?
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:26 pm to Mootsman
Why not just use good ol American ephedrine? 
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:36 pm to lilsnappa
quote:
Schedule a beach vacation.
Works every time.
Pure frickin genius
Posted on 4/7/16 at 12:43 pm to thickandthin
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:10 pm to thickandthin
talk about your feelings and needs.
why do you give a shite?
you don't need to tell me.
Tell her.
Do you have any BEFORE photos?
how old is she?
anyway, you need to have the conversation. and make it about you.
why do you need her to be attractive.
dont pretend its for her. even things about her living a long time are for you.
why do you give a shite?
you don't need to tell me.
Tell her.
Do you have any BEFORE photos?
how old is she?
anyway, you need to have the conversation. and make it about you.
why do you need her to be attractive.
dont pretend its for her. even things about her living a long time are for you.
This post was edited on 4/7/16 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 4/7/16 at 1:48 pm to lilsnappa
Start your kids in swimming class. Parents have to be in the pool until a certain age.
That's why my wife starting loosing baby weight. I didn't care She still looks better than me.
That's why my wife starting loosing baby weight. I didn't care She still looks better than me.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 2:29 pm to Goldrush25
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You don't do anything. This is what happens to wives that don't have eating disorders or body dysmorphic syndromes.
Your wife reads the board. Your fat wife. We get it.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 2:48 pm to thickandthin
Poke her in the belly like you would the Pillsbury dough boy, make the sound that goes along with said poke, she'll get the point...
This post was edited on 4/7/16 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 4/7/16 at 2:48 pm to CadesCove
Posted on 4/7/16 at 2:56 pm to thickandthin
Do you have a big bank account? No? Then suck it up.
Posted on 4/7/16 at 3:22 pm to thickandthin
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