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re: The wife getting over-weight

Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:27 pm to
Yeah I retract my suggestion, go with the alpha.
Posted by Franktowntiger7
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2010
2719 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:28 pm to
If she's not unhealthy overweight who cares.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14255 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

Get yourself in amazing shape and she will follow your lead.

Maybe, maybe not. She might not have the desire or feel the need to get in better shape.

If you have kids, will she resent the time you spend working out instead of helping with the kids or working around the house?

If you get in shape, you'll be a walking reminder that she isn't in shape. She's a woman - no one can say how she will respond.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:31 pm to
Are you in really great shape yourself? If you aren't she probably figures she shouldn't have t put forth the effort to be in shape herself.
Posted by tiger20009
Member since Sep 2015
242 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:32 pm to
I am not good at subtlety or manipulation, so I might approach things differently than most. I would tell her that I am a superficial person person and her looks matter to me. Tell her that if she wants to make a commitment to looking good, you'll do everything you can to help her with the time, effort and money it takes. Tell her if she doesn't want to make the commitment to her looks, maybe you two should reevaluate the future of your relationship, i.e. call call it quits before it's too late.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:33 pm to
She's probably punching her beav while he's asleep, moaning and thinking about the guy at work who has a size 28 waist and the abs of a Greek god.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:34 pm
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

28 waist
thats a feminine male
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175796 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

thickandthin
do you have any blacks friends you'd like to be "closer" with ?
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
5575 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:38 pm to
Rice and beans
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11799 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:42 pm to
Does she have a friend named Randy?
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7373 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:46 pm to
you just have to accept it bro, there is no way to reverse that.
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4167 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:46 pm to
Find a 5k/mini-Triathalon or something and say, "hey, think we could do that? I'd really like to give it a shot but training is boring alone. I'd love it if you trained with me and we did it together." Plug the pros of getting healthy, etc . Make it about you, not her. But, then you have to get off your arse too.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13256 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:48 pm to
Let her catch you masturbating to a picture of her face photoshopped on a super model's body. It will totally frick with her head, but she'll get the idea.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:49 pm to
Just start showing interest in other women, and/or fricking them. You will either get divorced or a skinny wife. Either way it's a win win situation for you.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39097 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:58 pm to
Go to the mall with her. When a woman walks in front of y'all with a smoking hot arse, stop all progress and point out that her arse used to look like that.

She will put the brakes on the fork and thank you later.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20025 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:04 pm to
Nothing will work if she is actually happy with the weight gain and it doesn't bother her. get mad - that's your arse! Offer a salad, etc., she will ask WHY? Argument will ensue. Don't buy food and let it run out.......
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65584 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:05 pm to
Is this her?

Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18638 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:08 pm to
If you can't be straightforward and cordial with your concerns in the relationship without yelling and both of y'all getting mad, there's something a lot more wrong than just some weight gain.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20025 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:11 pm to
Nothing will work if she is actually happy with the weight gain and it doesn't bother her. get mad - that's your arse! Offer a salad, etc., she will ask WHY? Argument will ensue. Don't buy food and let it run out.......
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6846 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:14 pm to
Easy fix. While taking pictures of something else, on her phone, make sure to get a good shot of her fat arse in the frame. Don't say anything. She will look through her photos and notice. Next thing you know, you'll show up from work one day and she will have gone and spent $500 on salad shite from whole foods, guaranteed.

If she doesn't do that, she's content with being heavy. Then you have to make some decisions.
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