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re: The wife getting over-weight
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:13 pm to thickandthin
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:13 pm to thickandthin
Get in shape yourself and upgrade.
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Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 pm to thickandthin
Serious questions:
How long y'all married?
Kids? How many, their ages?
You fat? Fit? Beer gut?
How long y'all married?
Kids? How many, their ages?
You fat? Fit? Beer gut?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:14 pm to thickandthin
quote:
thickandthin
When the time comes, "double wide" is still available.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:15 pm to thickandthin
It's your fault for getting married
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:16 pm to thickandthin
On a serious note, if you don't have a gym membership, get one, then once said membership is acquired, tell her that ya'll aren't spending enough time together and she should get one too.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:16 pm to thickandthin
A bunch of dumbasses in this thread, you picked the wrong one.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:16 pm to thickandthin
Be a man and spank her fat arse every time she even thinks about eating. Not exercising? Spank the fat arse. Show her who is boss. Tell her if she doesn't lose weight and get in shape her life will be lonely and sad. Tell her she is an embarrassment to herself, her family, her god and to you. Tell her you are going to divorce her fat arse and find someone who cares enough about the relationship to take care of herself. Then spank her chubby butt again.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:17 pm to Breesus
quote:
Start cooking all of yalls meals.
Cool healthy shite.
Make left overs. Tell her to take leftovers for lunch.
Start working out religiously yourself.
Good luck.
What was she like when you married her? How often did she workout? What were her eating habits?
All this. You can't control what she does, only what you do. Get yourself in amazing shape and she will follow your lead. Also, don't harp on appearance, focus on health.
Once you achieve man dime status, she will feel like a gremlin when she is out in public with you. Then, she will be having sugar free tic tacs for dinner.
This post was edited on 4/6/16 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:18 pm to thickandthin
tell her she's fat and get a skinny girlfriend. motivation
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:19 pm to thickandthin
quote:
The wife getting over-weight
Pics?
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:20 pm to thickandthin
Join a gym and start working out hard. Maybe get some gear. She'll think you have a girlfriend and go psycho
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:20 pm to tiger20009
I actually laughed out loud. Congrats
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:22 pm to its1999
quote:
How long y'all married?
Kids? How many, their ages?
You fat? Fit? Beer gut?
These are legit questions. If y'all are young with no kids then just get a divorce. She's only going to get fatter. If you're fat then stop being a dick, fatty.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:22 pm to thickandthin
Roofie her up with hydroxy cut.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:23 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:Solid tactic, but the more she eats, the bigger her terds become. Dangerous territory
PIIHB until she loses weight.
In reality, there's nothing you can do. She's gotta want to not be fat. Maybe try and go to the beach/pool more often. Somewhere where she's gotta show her fat to other people
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:23 pm to tiger20009
quote:
Be a man and spank her fat arse every time she even thinks about eating. Not exercising? Spank the fat arse. Show her who is boss. Tell her if she doesn't lose weight and get in shape her life will be lonely and sad. Tell her she is an embarrassment to herself, her family, her god and to you. Tell her you are going to divorce her fat arse and find someone who cares enough about the relationship to take care of herself. Then spank her chubby butt again.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is an O-T Alpha in his natural habitat.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:24 pm to thickandthin
Just accept it.
Almost every couple has a "we're getting fat..." stage.
Almost every couple has a "we're getting fat..." stage.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:26 pm to thickandthin
Start drugging her with Mexican ephedrine
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:26 pm to thickandthin
Develop a crippling addiction to booze and vow to quit the sauce when she squeezes her fat rolls into her wedding dress.
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:26 pm to thickandthin
Congrats on the improved blowjobs
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