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The ***OFFICIAL*** 13th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread - 60th Anniv Special!

Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:26 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:26 am
This is the ***OFFICIAL*** 13th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread*.

If you don't read this thread, you're just a patsy!

*With official asterisks

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Please use this thread for all JFK assassination topics, including but not limited to the following:

Oswald
The Mafia
Carlos Marcello
Santo Traficante
Sam Giancana
Castro
The CIA
The KGB
Dealey Plaza
The School Book Depository
The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)
Jim Garrison
Clay Shaw
David Ferrie
Various New Orleans homos
The shitty mail order rifle
Oswald's sharpshooter badge
We had an expert do it in the same amount of time
The Warren Commission
Magic Bullet
Arlen Specter
Gerald Ford
NOT Oliver Stone
Jack Ruby
Jack Ruby's strip club
I used to know some old guy who was in Dallas that day and he told me what really happened
I used to know some old guy who tried to touch me inappropriately
Richard Nixon was in Dallas THAT MORNING
Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted
LBJ did it
Jackie did it
Old Joe Kennedy did it
LBJ Jackie and Old Joe Kennedy did it together
The names Kennedy and Lincoln both have seven letters
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who urged him not to go to Dallas, Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theater
Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway



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Videos:

CBS News live coverage, November 22 1963

NBC-TV live coverage, November 22 1963

JFK - 3 Shots That Changed America (History Channel Documentary)

The Killing of President Kennedy (very rare 1978 BBC documentary)

The Men Who Killed Kennedy

Rush to Judgment -- groundbreaking 1966 film

JFK: The Smoking Gun, full film on Tubi (2013)

JFK Playlist

I'll start things off:

Photo disproving the lone gunman crowd's assertion that Oswald (R) and Ferrie (L) never met:















Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27359 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:36 am to
Go to drunk. You're bed.


I ain't readin' all that
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:40 am to
quote:

I ain't readin' all that
you're just a patsy
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2270 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:06 am to
Mary Sherman?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28182 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:11 am to
Spoiler Alert:

He's still dead.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4578 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:14 am to
What’s the connection between Perry Russo and Sterling Abernathy?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
7832 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:37 am to
quote:

Oswald

Born at the old French Hospital in NOLA
Posted by hometownhero89
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Member since Aug 2007
1575 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:38 am to
Hey Uncle Kafka,

It was definitely Oswald on the finger pointing side, then Jose Battle, and his boys from the Bay of Pigs on the inside.

Jose battle and the bay of pigs guys are the most likely candidates for the grassy knoll. These guys had immunity and trust for helping to overthrow Castro. They were pre Castro era vice cops. HBO even joked at it with the watergate series this past summer.

TJ English has an amazing book on this called Havana Nocturne.

Oswald was just a Marxist loon like you see today in the tribes of soy. Jack Ruby is the real “gem” in that he’s the first MK Ultra candidate of Jolly West.

Tom O’Neill’s book really puts it all together on just how paranoid the times were in government and has the right receipts of leveraging.

RFK Jr. talked about the private phone line to that kgb agent that JFK had. I think the military industrial types of the times were just terrified by this type of diplomacy and acted like cornered animals.

Happy Thanksgiving fellas.
This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 4:46 am
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8398 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:48 am to
Jeffrey Epstein did not hang himself
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30115 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:06 am to
quote:

The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)


quote:

Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted

quote:

Kennedy liked to park on a driveway, while Lincoln would often drive on a parkway




eta: I think this thread/post may have been the first time Kafka has made me lol irl
This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 5:21 am
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8398 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:13 am to
BTW Kafka, nice thread. JFK was killed by CIA . I’m out
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32637 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:17 am to
How crazy is it that we know now an intelligence agency killed a democratically elected US president and never suffered any repercussions.

I wonder if that was the beginning of the end of our society. It seems like every day we hear about a new operation that the FBI or CIA is involved in that's so obviously skewed in the favor one political party.


They shot that guy in broad daylight then killed his accused murdered in broad daylight as well. Just right in front of everyone's face then hid the evidence for decades. They still won't release all the evidence

Then to just add the cherry on top they say that this bullet ricocheted 4 separate times and landed on the gurney that they just happened to stumble across. Then the stories about autopsy being required in Maryland and not Dallas




They just fricking killed him, smoked a cigar over his corpses and then loooked the American people right in the eye and lied their arse off while just stealing hundreds of millions from taxpayers.

Their budget this year was

3,200,000,0000
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12687 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:22 am to
Y’all are a bunch of loons
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10408 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:24 am to
quote:

3,200,000,0000


How much is that supposed to be?
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1373 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:24 am to
quote:

Dak Prescott was in Dallas THAT MORNING but was intercepted


quote:

The Grassy Knoll (what is a knoll anyway?)



Could be Cowboy slang for a QB sack.


Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30115 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:30 am to
it's all making sense now
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18919 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:48 am to
quote:

they say that this bullet ricocheted 4 separate times and landed on the gurney that they just happened to stumble across.


How can a bullet ricochet that much and have so little damage to it?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119180 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:49 am to
It was the limo driver. Watch the Zapruder film.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21589 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:50 am to
I can see Oswald the dupe taking a couple of shots and hitting Kennedy once the back and then saying, "Holy shite!", when he sees Kennedy's head explode from a shot he didn't make.
Posted by TheOtherSide
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
338 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:54 am to
Don't forget Louisiana Congressman Hale Boggs.

Look up the Kennedy Drain Assassin Theory since I cannot get it to work trying to link it.

Stretcher Bullet

Clint Hill testimony before the Warren Commission. Jackie Kenedy's Secret Service Agent Looks long, but is fairly easy to get through.


This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 6:02 am
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