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Thawing banana in my car's tail pipe

Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:32 pm
Yesterday I got into an argument with my neighbor, and tonight when I was taking my trash can from the side of the road I noticed something dangling out of my vehicle's tail pipe. It was a partially frozen banana. I have a feeling my neighbor is behind this because I bitched at her about her fricking pomeranian shitting in my yard. She responds by saying , "you want to be an a-hole, well I can be an a-hole too.", and that was yesterday. I feel like I should confront her about it.
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 10:41 pm
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:33 pm to
Is this a euphemism?
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:34 pm to
Use lube
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36696 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:34 pm to
I'm not falling for the ole banana in the tailpipe
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164288 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:34 pm to
You ever read about those guys who get off to the hood of cars? Like they're women's backs or something. Weird shite.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:36 pm to
So you have a frozen banana... and that's your best option.


ETA:

Context is everything.
This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38924 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:37 pm to
Look man, I ain't fallin for no banana in my tail pipe!
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:40 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:41 pm to
There you go, man. You gotta let it flow natural.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9866 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:41 pm to
Neat story
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:42 pm to
Yeah, but it wasn't shoved all the way in there to completely block the tail pipe off.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by RickyDonSkaggs
Member since Sep 2014
1120 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:43 pm to
Burn her house down.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69111 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:44 pm to
don't say anything, just put a fish under the seat in her car.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124509 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:53 pm to
Watch her from your window and jerk off

Make sure she sees you jerking off
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 10:54 pm to
You start too many threads
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Watch her from your window and jerk off Make sure she sees you jerking off


Yeah, I'm sure that will go over well.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:07 pm to
Taggart?

You're it!

Stupid unbelievable thread is stupid and unbelievable.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Yeah, I'm sure that will go over well.

Well you can tone it down a bit and go with this: LINK

Or perhaps an anti-banana disguise:
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