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re: Thawing banana in my car's tail pipe

Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120458 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:13 pm to
Theres always money in the banana stand
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11261 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:18 pm to
It's one banana. What could it cost? $10?
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18184 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:29 pm to
Is this the bitch?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41221 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:31 pm to
Pics? I'm pretty sure she's trying to tell you that she wants you to PIIHB.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 9/25/15 at 11:35 pm to
Did you wreck the buffet at the Harrow Club that morning?
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24374 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 5:53 am to
Perfect situation if you don't want a banana now but want one later
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28907 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 5:56 am to
Some of the shite people get themselves into on here is simply amazing. Some of you are so fricking stupid.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9051 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:30 am to
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

-Mitch Hedberg


Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32668 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 6:38 am to
Next step in the neighborly feud threat escalation matrix is to burn her fricking house down
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:53 am to
Just pour a couple of 5 pound bags of sugar down her gas tank. Its no fun until you escalate the feud.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 7:58 am to
Hopefully she bitches to you about the antifreeze in her dog's vomit soon.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56443 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:05 am to
Sounds like she needs some kudzu in her yard.
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:35 am to
quote:

pomeranian shitting in my yard


Turnabout is fair play.

This post was edited on 9/26/15 at 8:36 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57531 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:38 am to
Stop being a pussy and stick a knife in her stomach
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59614 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:41 am to
Quit being a pussy and just bitch slap her.

Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8048 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:44 am to
If that's not a clear innuendo and an invitation for some backdoor play with the neighbor, I don't know what is.
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:46 am to
Since its your banana now, only one answer.

Thaw your banana in her tailpipe.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18027 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:50 am to
O'Doyle rules
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119562 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 8:58 am to
You're trying too hard, and have been watching too many movies.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 9/26/15 at 9:18 am to
When life gives you bananas, make banana pudding.
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