re: Thawing banana in my car's tail pipe

Just get a gorilla suit and go take a dump in her front yard

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Sounds like you and your neighbor have a lot of pent up sexual tension between the two of you

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Not really. We've already crossed that bridge, and it wasn't a good idea.

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Do you live in Louisiana by chance?

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I do.

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Not really. We've already crossed that bridge, and it wasn't a good idea.

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details? this deserves its own thread

Let the dog poop in your yard. Clip the bottom corner off a ziploc bag and put peanut butter in it. Squeeze peanut butter onto the poop - the fresher, the better. Want to up the ante? Transfer some of your own poop to the yard and do the same thing.

That would constitute a prank war.