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re: Tell us your story of beating contraceptives?

Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:44 am to
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81192 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:44 am to
quote:

Tell us your story of beating contraceptives?



I think the word you're looking for is "nightmare" .. not "story".
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72059 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:45 am to
quote:

I used up up down down left right left right A B select
start. Beat it with 17 lives leftover.

That's where you fricked up. It is B A select start, not A B.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22346 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:50 am to
quote:

Well, it does


Okay...you convinced me.
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3633 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:51 am to
You didn't qualify your statement with how often it works...

Not to mention there are 15 days every month where you don't even have to pull out. Dummy.
This post was edited on 4/22/14 at 1:56 am
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22346 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 2:12 am to
quote:

Not to mention there are 15 days every month where you don't even have to pull out. Dummy.


You have a way with words. I'm too dumb to understand them, though.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 2:17 am to
You should ban him for calling you a dummy
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22346 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 2:49 am to
quote:

You should ban him for calling you a dummy


Nah, It didn't offend me. Even if it did, I'm not gonna ban someone for hurting my feelings. If I can dish it out, I better be able to take it.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 3:05 am to
I was mainly joking with you
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22346 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 3:44 am to
quote:

I was mainly joking with you


He was right, I am a dummy.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51900 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 3:50 am to
Posted by TheLSUTodd
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2008
125 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 4:45 am to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 6:55 am to
quote:

Wife and I fricked all the time. Never pulled out or wore condom. She was on the pill. Got pregnant the first month she stopped taking em. 

People who get pregnant while taking oral contraceptives are banging sneaky, baby crazed whores. 


So your one experience sets the precedent for everyone in the world. Gotta love the OT. Everyone has different experiences with fertility. I just pulled out once I was married. She didn't take anything. Still took a few months once we tried. While I know multiple relatives who've hit a "hole in one", or took the pills on a poorly kept schedule. It differs for everyone.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16153 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:05 am to
When in doubt pull out.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45726 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:05 am to
quote:

So did you adopt, too? What happened to the 4 grand?
No and lost it.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71013 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:07 am to
quote:


That's where you fricked up. It is B A select start, not A B.


Almost. You don't hit select.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2655 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:08 am to
quote:

Posted by HubbaBubba quote: So did you adopt, too? What happened to the 4 grand? No and lost it.


Healthy child I hope.
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:50 am to
Some brands are much better than others.

Try Lifestyles.

My wife is menopausal so we did it yesterday without condoms for the first time in 18 years.

I had totally forgotten what skin feels like.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10421 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:54 am to
quote:

we did it yesterday without condoms for the first time in 18 years.


Holy shite, I bet that was better than than your first time. I could not imagine this.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83556 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:54 am to
quote:

My wife is menopausal so we did it yesterday without condoms for the first time in 18 years.


dude...I feel so sorry for you
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97626 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 7:59 am to
quote:

My wife is menopausal so we did it yesterday without condoms for the first time in 18 years.


Good god man
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