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re: Tell us your story of beating contraceptives?

Posted on 4/21/14 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 5:30 pm to
Might be in the same boat as you

Oh well
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 5:31 pm to
I try to but sometimes I forget! Heat the moment type of thing
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

I've never used condoms and I have never gotten a girl pregnant



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

40 year old virgin?
Posted by Wet Bandit
USA
Member since Apr 2014
185 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 5:50 pm to
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I used up up down down left right left right A B select start.

Beat it with 17 lives leftover.


Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
1720 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 6:13 pm to
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I subscribe to the 2 of 3 theory

Condom, Pullout, BC

any combo


14 years and it hasn't failed me yet. Or maybe my boys don't swim
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9354 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 6:29 pm to
You all better use condoms. STD's are alive and well, expecially on LSU campus. Believe me. I'm in the know.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

I try to but sometimes I forget! Heat the moment type of thing



Congrats on the sex



and the HIV.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 10:12 pm to
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Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 4/21/14 at 10:15 pm to
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Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 10:53 pm to
Ex-wife claimed anti-biotics blocked pill's effectiveness. I've concluded that she just quit taking them to lock me down.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:00 pm to
Spray and pray hasn't let me down for the 16-17 years i've uses it... why give up now
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:01 pm to
bitches be crazy
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 11:11 pm to
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Ex-wife claimed anti-biotics blocked pill's effectiveness. I've concluded that she just quit taking them to lock me down.


Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3633 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:27 am to
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Also, PIIHB.


quote:

100% effective.


Almost. 2 words...Rectovaginal Fistula
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45726 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:32 am to
The wife and I tried for four years. Seriously got tired of fricking. No luck. Went to doctors. Nothing they could put their finger on. We'd invitro'd the first. Refused to go through that a second time. Decided to adopt. Interviewed agencies. Finally decided on one and paid $4k down.

Four days later, I'm in San Diego and the wife calls. She's pregnant.

Sorry, this didn't beat contraceptives. This beat sterility!!
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3633 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 12:43 am to
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14 years and it hasn't failed me yet. Or maybe my boys don't swim


Wife and I fricked all the time. Never pulled out or wore condom. She was on the pill. Got pregnant the first month she stopped taking em.

People who get pregnant while taking oral contraceptives are banging sneaky, baby crazed whores.
This post was edited on 4/22/14 at 12:43 am
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:02 am to
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Four days later, I'm in San Diego and the wife calls. She's pregnant.


So did you adopt, too? What happened to the 4 grand?
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22346 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:42 am to
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Condom, Pullout, BC


It blows my mind that people think that works.
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3633 posts
Posted on 4/22/14 at 1:43 am to
Well, it does
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