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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:33 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13885 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:33 pm
Mine: Checked in at a Marriott in Houston. Put the key card in the door, turned handle, and the chain stopped me from opening the door any further. I looked into the room, and there was a half naked, Mexican hotel employee spanking his meat to a porno.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:34 pm to
Owlie sighting.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11560 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:38 pm to
Best Western in Minden, LA. I've stayed in a lot of hotels but I was scared to touch anything in that room.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:38 pm to
I forget the hotel but it was in Gulfport. Got my key and went to my room. Opened door to find someone sleeping in the bed. Went back and got a different room. A few hours later I'm in bed and someone opens my door. Luckily I chained the door.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66436 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:40 pm to
Disney sports resort in Orlando for a basketball tournament. God that place sucked. The rooms were like motel 6
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124466 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:42 pm to
A motel I stayed at in Tuscaloosa for a bama/lsu game years ago

I couldn't tell you the name. We stacked a few pieces of furniture against the door each night before we went to bed
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:45 pm to
Thank God for that chain. AMIRITE?
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:45 pm to
In college. Budget Inn for the 2006 Final Four.
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4512 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

I forget the hotel but it was in Gulfport. Got my key and went to my room. Opened door to find someone sleeping in the bed. Went back and got a different room. A few hours later I'm in bed and someone opens my door. Luckily I chained the door.


Same exact thing happened to me in Vegas.
Posted by CherryGarciaMan
Sugar Magnolia
Member since Aug 2012
2497 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:46 pm to
In Tuscaloosa for Lsu game.
Can't remember name but hotel musta been off mlk dr near Krystal burger.

My buddies and I got two rooms and stayed 10 deep in 09.

Found used needles in the room.

We were too damn drunk to be aware of our surroundings though. Good times
This post was edited on 7/6/15 at 11:48 pm
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18757 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:48 pm to
The Cleopatra Inn in Panama City Beach. I was 21 and in undergrad. It was a real shithole, but we were broke as hell. It was disgusting. I don't know if I got crabs from the sheets or the nasty chick I screwed from Mississippi.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

Mine: Checked in at a Marriott in Houston. Put the key card in the door, turned handle, and the chain stopped me from opening the door any further. I looked into the room, and there was a half naked, Mexican hotel employee spanking his meat to a porno.


Another successful story of quality service for it's hotel guest. I'm sure he received a promotion.
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
18965 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:58 pm to
One in Tuscacola I checked in to hear in front of me an old couple crying because the room was worst site they had ever seen.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4921 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:01 am to
Pretty much any Baton Rouge hotel After Hurricane Katrina. Slept in the car in a parking lot one night after a game because hotel canceled my reservation on game day after I spoke with them many times that week. The rest of the season didn't get much better. Hotels were trashed with people living in them and not giving a shite.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 12:03 am
Posted by drjett
Lake Chuck
Member since May 2012
867 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:07 am to
The Chief. Main Street by the Dome in Houston, May, 1987. To say it was a shithole is an insult to shitholes.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260689 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:15 am to
Some place in Beaver Creek YT in 2000 or the Little Su Lodge in 2002. Both were ATCO buildings slapped together to form a "Motel." No electricity in Beaver Creek due to high winds, 20 below and wind blowing through the walls. The Little Su Lodge room was 25 bucks (a friends family owned it) and the sink had no plumbing hooked up. No toilet, no shower. Took a piss in the sink and it just poured on the floor, and froze.
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:38 am to
Same thing happened to me at a casino I was actually auditing. Woke up some poor old lady when I went to my first room. When I was sleeping in my room later with the chain, someone tried like hell to get into my room. I don't think I even got up. I just let them keep trying to break the chain. They returned with an employee, woke me up again, and they moved her.
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
3773 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:43 am to
I was doing some training in Glen Burnie Md and the hotel where the meetings were actually going on was booked so I ended up staying a Quality Inn or something similar nearby.

They were remodeling and painting everywhere so it was pain to get around. You had to take a different route every day to get to your room. The room was run down and the icing on the cake was after 5 days in there I discovered what I found out later was a broken crack pipe under the bed.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:44 am to
Ole Miss Inn. Sat on the bed and hear a *ting*. Pulled back the headboard and what do you know....a crack-pipe...
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77987 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 12:54 am to
I forget which hotel but right next to the Buccaneers stadium in Tampa.

Got my room key, went to room, opened the door, and there was a very attractive woman (probably around 30) changing clothes in front of the mirror less than 10 feet away. I saw her in all her glory.

Needless to say she started screaming, and I started apologizing profusely and closed the door. I went down to the desk and raised holy hell. She joined me at the desk about 3 minutes later.

We both got our entire stays comped.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 12:56 am
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