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spinoff - Asian massage parlors
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:29 pm
Looking through the chiropractic thread, I saw someone mention Asian massage parlors as a joke.
How do these things actually operate as rub and tugs? is there a code or something? If I as a fairly clean cut looking white guy walk in won't they assume I'm a cop?
naive question for sure, but I know someone has to know the process.
How do these things actually operate as rub and tugs? is there a code or something? If I as a fairly clean cut looking white guy walk in won't they assume I'm a cop?
naive question for sure, but I know someone has to know the process.
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:31 pm to sealawyer
the weekly massage parlor thread.. yay !
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:31 pm to sealawyer
Asian massage parlors are not really "massage parlors". Thypically they are locked and you have to ring a buzzer to be let in.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:31 pm to sealawyer
If you don't know the super secrect squirrel word for tug you only get the rub. 
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:31 pm to sealawyer
Looking to get your nub rubbed I see. Sorry you so fat.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:32 pm to sealawyer
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How do these things actually operate as rub and tugs
you are paying for a full body massage...not a partial body massage
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:34 pm to sealawyer
I actually went to one in Vegas many years ago while on a bachelor party. Cab driver knew where to take me. Everyone in the waiting room were clean cut white guys.
Pretty simple. You pay about a hundred bucks for a 30 minute massage. I remember she was actually quite good. When she's done with the massage you just grab a hundred dollar bill out of your wallet and give it to her.
She knows what to do next.....She kept her clothes on, but I was grabbing her arse and tits the whole time, she didn't care at all.....
Pretty simple. You pay about a hundred bucks for a 30 minute massage. I remember she was actually quite good. When she's done with the massage you just grab a hundred dollar bill out of your wallet and give it to her.
She knows what to do next.....She kept her clothes on, but I was grabbing her arse and tits the whole time, she didn't care at all.....
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:34 pm to sealawyer
that was me that made "the joke" lol
just go in son! tell them you want the FULL SERVICE
just go in son! tell them you want the FULL SERVICE
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:43 pm to Boondock Saint
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Pretty simple. You pay about a hundred bucks for a 30 minute massage. I remember she was actually quite good. When she's done with the massage you just grab a hundred dollar bill out of your wallet and give it to her.
She knows what to do next.....She kept her clothes on, but I was grabbing her arse and tits the whole time, she didn't care at all.....
$200 for a fricking hand job? frick that noise.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:46 pm to sealawyer
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sealawyer
If you have hands that can count money and ring the doorbell, hire yourself to give the handjob. Take yourself out for drinks later.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:49 pm to AUbagman
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$200 for a fricking hand job? frick that noise.
shite, it's Vegas. I spent about $300 on the two strippers giving me lap dances at the strip club we were at before we went to the parlor.
Vegas is just expensive as frick in general (If you do it right). I have to say one of the guys on the trip was a true OT baller, he literally had the "Rain Man" suite at Caesar's Palace and hired limos when we went to a lot of the clubs, where we had "table service". He must have spent a fricking fortune.
We had a great time, so frick it. With that guy paying for most of our shite $200 for a hand job seemed like a good deal at the time....
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:50 pm to Btrtigerfan
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If you have hands that can count money and ring the doorbell, hire yourself to give the handjob
This is sound financial advice. I pay myself $20 a night for a handjob. You'd be surprised how fast that adds up.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:54 pm to sealawyer
With Randall from Clerks as you Avatar I figured you'd know. 
Posted on 4/16/15 at 2:00 pm to Boondock Saint
What was the waiting room experience like? Just a bunch of clean cut white hard dicks flipping thru magazines? I bet that wasn't awkward at all.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 2:36 pm to sealawyer
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naive question for sure, but I know someone has to know the process.
You will know one when you see it...
They are ususally open later than a legit massage place...dark and quiet with neon lighting with the "Open" sign....
Doors are usually locked and they have to buzz you in after they check you out through the peephole to make sure you are not a cop or a pimp.
Chicks are dressed in sexy outfits, teddies, panties and the like...not in scrubs like a regular massage place. If you see that then you know you came to the right place.
They will ask you if have been there before and who did you see? They might even ask to see your ID. Want to make sure you are not a cop.
They will take you to a room for the massage...Some joints have a table shower. They will ask how long you want to stay? An hour? half hour? You pay for that upfront That's the house's money.
The massage commences and then business is discussed between you and the girl what "services" you want and "tip" is negotiated. She will want to get comfortable with you....make sure you are legit and not a cop, freak, or serial killer, etc. Always tip in cash...all these joints have an ATM but they don't accept credit cards usually.
Good Luck
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:16 pm to 14&Counting
:rockclap:
Impressed. Well done.
Impressed. Well done.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:36 pm to 14&Counting
You've done it before?
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:37 pm to sealawyer
Just ask for the Pho King special
Posted on 4/16/15 at 3:45 pm to sealawyer
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is there a code or something?
Kind of.
My biggest fear of those places is the cleanliness of them.
If in BR, stay away from the one in the Calandro's shopping center on Perkins...1/2 of those chicks they run in and out of there seem to have never given a massage in their life.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 4:05 pm to Skillet
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to have never given a massage in their life.
Did you go there expecting a real massage or what? What kind of place is it? I've seen that place and wondered if it was a real massage place or a rub and tug. Hell, they sure didn't get too creative with the name "Chinese Massage", but I've always kinda doubted a rub and tug would be located in that part of town.
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