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re: UK Terrorist pictured on a stretcher - sealawyer
[quote]elieved to be a known radical named Abu Izzadeen.[/quote] Born in London to parents from Jamaica. Converted to Islam when he was 17. It's why he looks more like a black man than a middle easterner. ...
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re: Which is harder? Engineering, Med School, or Law School - sealawyer
As a lawyer, Med School, easily. ...
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re: Tip: Measure her CUMD before proceeding - sealawyer
People who act all confused about this are fricking retarded; The male orgasm is required for procreation, the female orgasm is not. Not a shocker that the male orgasm evolves to happen quickly. edit: Read the whole article and the "journalist" even cites a guy who explains all this, and still a...
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re: Reported abduction @LSU's KKG, grand theft auto, rape (Alleged story Pg.8, Arrests Pg.12+) - sealawyer
[quote]You must be stupid if you think a rich white sorority girl would want to "snap" or "tinder" that hoodlum.[/quote] heh. Uh, sometimes chicks like their meat a little darker. This is NOT an uncommon phenomena at LSU or any school. I have no idea if it's the case here. ...
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What's the etymology of the term "blow job" - sealawyer
When I was a kid, I had no idea why people would enjoy having air blown into their dick, seemed really painful. ...
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re: Reported abduction @LSU's KKG, grand theft auto, rape (Alleged story Pg.8, Arrests Pg.12+) - sealawyer
[quote]Both suspects were caught. Was a domestic violence situation.[/quote] Are we talking about the same case here? Am I taking crazy pills?...
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re: Reported abduction @LSU's KKG, grand theft auto, rape (Alleged story Pg.8, Arrests Pg.12+) - sealawyer
[quote][b]Another suspect[/b] still at large[/quote] Hold up, what now?...
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re: Florida Mom Is Mad That Her Daughter Isn't Allowed At Prom - sealawyer
[quote]IWHI[/quote] is that mom?? Because I'm a lawyer willing to bend the ethical rules regarding payment for services. You know that bitch is nuts and the sex would be wild [This is a joke ODC]...
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re: Reported abduction @LSU's KKG, grand theft auto, rape (Alleged story Pg.8, Arrests Pg.12+) - sealawyer
[quote]Am I the only one who has a tough time believing some man forces a girl into a car by gunpoint then thinks to himself, I'm going to do this girl a solid and let her buy condoms for me before I RAPE her?  That seems plausible?  This seems like a story that needs more information.[/quote]...
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re: Native Hawaiians, in general are the most bigoted people in the country... - sealawyer
[quote]especially the ones with kids attending Hawaiian schools.[/quote] Grew up as a kid in one of these schools. I will, to this day, try to fight pacific islanders the second I see them in a non-professional setting. fricking hate them. ...
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re: A thread of gif representations of the "story" tonight on "tax returns" - sealawyer
[img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102014/1414497531_little_girls_fairy_flies_directly_into_fireplace.gif[/img]...
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re: I've been out of the loop tonight. Summarize Maddows night for me - sealawyer
[img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102014/1414497531_little_girls_fairy_flies_directly_into_fireplace.gif[/img]...
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re: Just saw a very bright and very green shooting star. - sealawyer
This is how the zombies start...
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re: The irony of today - sealawyer
[quote]I know right. Earning hundreds of hours of paid vacation a year really sucks.[/quote] Aren't you the assistant manager at a shitty chain restaurant? You really going to brag on that?...
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re: What about, "Friday with no payroll day" for business owners. - sealawyer
[quote]Is there an International Men's Day?[/quote] as a late-20s guy with a job I enjoy and no major health complaints, every fricking day is my day....
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re: The 3-ladder system of social class in the U.S - sealawyer
According to the actual classes within the ladder mentioned on the post I am somewhere between an E4, a "Striver" and an E3, an "Elite Servant." Which is the social equivalent of a G2, or a G1, which, reading those, seems about right. I know people are going to blow this post off, but if you rea...
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re: The hype is real for Nintendo's most anticipated launch title - sealawyer
Spent some time messing around with the demo of this with my wife. No Joke, I think this game is wildly sexual. The noises and fricking faces these two made at each other was hilarious. ...
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re: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - sealawyer
[quote]there is one design flaw on one temple. you can just step on the switch freeze it and walk through the door rather than going through the designed way of doing it[/quote] You just figured out another way to win, doesn't make it flawed. A lot of the early shrines teach you gimmicks in th...
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re: Unchartered Series - Similar Games - sealawyer
Troll answer = Breath of the wild has a lot of climbing Real Answer = You can get 1-3 for like 20 bucks as a download and play them all. I would suggest doing so, they are all great games, although 1 hasnt aged as well. ...
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re: If you think Gentry is the problem after tonight - sealawyer
[quote]why do you hire a loser as your head coach.[/quote] Melatonin content. Period. ...
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