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re: Speeding Ticket in Jeff Davis Parish (NSFW)

Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

It comes from when Janzen Jackson spun LSU to go to Tennessee. His dad had said something to the effect of it was best his son got out of Louisiana and away from the mean streets of Welsh.


They took the boy out of Welsh, but...

He learnt how to rob the frick out of a store from somewhere though. Wish he'd gone to LSU.
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6005 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:45 pm to
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Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

He learnt how to rob the frick out of a store

isn't he jail in L.A. for murder now?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167272 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:48 pm to
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Wish he'd gone to LSU.



He killed his mom's boyfriend. We dodged a bullet...unlike his mom's boyfriend.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:50 pm to
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He killed his mom's boyfriend. We dodged a bullet...unlike his mom's boyfriend.



Sounds like he zigged when he shoulda zagged, and got burned on a go route.
Posted by Buga_Scores
L.C
Member since Jul 2014
1834 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:51 pm to
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and I plan on fighting it

good luck!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:51 pm to
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Sounds like he zigged when he shoulda zagged, and got burned on a go route.

he gave him his best shot
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6005 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:53 pm to
Now he's a catcher instead of a tight end
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:56 pm to
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Now he's a catcher instead of a tight end

he's playing the most important defense of his career, the next route he'll defend against will be he up the river route
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6005 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 4:59 pm to
that's like the anti-joke...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:00 pm to
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that's like the anti-joke...


yep, a bit of a reach
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:01 pm to
Ygm
Posted by horn3810
Jackson
Member since Apr 2008
421 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:03 pm to
I got one in college where my speedometer was reading that I was going the speed limit when I was actually going over 8 mph. I went to the dealership and got them to test it with a gps, and write a letter saying it was off. Showed it to the judge and told him I didn't realize it was off, and I will drive accordingly from now on. He dismissed it at that point.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:04 pm to
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he's playing the most important defense of his career, the next route he'll defend against will be he up the river route



Is he running a jailbreak, or is he part of a bull rush?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:08 pm to
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Is he running a jailbreak, or is he part of a bull rush?




if he doesn't properly defend on his next big play it will result in perfect execution by the DA
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31727 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:29 pm to
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Just got hit with a speeding ticket for doing 84 in a 70, when my cruise control was set at ~73. The court date given to me by the officer is set for October, and I plan on fighting it. What are my options for this?


it costs you more to try and fight it than the ticket itself. plead article 81 or whatever to take a safe driving course and get it off the record.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69097 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:41 pm to
this happened to me in Giddings Texas. I was doing 75 in a 70 and got a 85 in a 70. Court date was on a day I couldn't make.
So like a moron, I didn't pay the ticket. I figured it was in another state anyway so a bench warrant wasn't a big deal.

Well they double the fine for missing court (most other places tack on $150) So now my $322 ticket was $644. But then you can't pay the court, you have to pay a collection firm in Round Rock. So they tack on another $50. So I had to shell out $694 for a ticket that should have been less than $200 if the cop didn't lie.

So now I just pay the ticket ASAP.
(only reason I DID pay is because it caused my LADL to be suspended, then that was another $100 to my OMV)
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 5:43 pm
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:44 pm to
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Follow the hammertime method and ask for discovery.


Discovery on a speeding ticket is only a copy of the speeding ticket...
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35333 posts
Posted on 8/5/14 at 5:47 pm to
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or show up for your court date and either ask for a reduction or hope that the cop had better things to do that morning.



Or just call the DA/City atty and ask if you can just pay it and have it moved to a non-moving violation.

That's what I've done for mine. Just mail in the check and it's over.
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