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So much uncertainty - A Marrage Gift question
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:49 pm
I have nowhere else to turn, so I come here with my protocol question.
A guy (male) in our company and his (male) significant other went to Las Vegas last week and got married.
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, but apparently that's not always the case.
Here is my question:
When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
When it comes to vintage 2015 social normality I am a dinosaur and have no answers to these questions.
Thanks in advance for your thoughtful answers.
A guy (male) in our company and his (male) significant other went to Las Vegas last week and got married.
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, but apparently that's not always the case.
Here is my question:
When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
When it comes to vintage 2015 social normality I am a dinosaur and have no answers to these questions.
Thanks in advance for your thoughtful answers.
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:50 pm to MeridianDog
quote:
I have nowhere else to turn, so I come here with my protocol question.
A guy (male) in our company and his (male) significant other went to Las Vegas last week and got married.
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, but apparently that's not always the case.
Here is my question:
When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
When it comes to vintage 2015 social normality I am a dinosaur and have no answers to these questions.
Thanks in advance for your thoughtful answers.
Are you personally close? Otherwise get together and get an "office" gift from everyone. Let the women pick it.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:51 pm to MeridianDog
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
Ummm, I'm going with "no" on this one.
shite, why not throw in some assless chaps while you're at it.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:51 pm to Navytiger74
This gift was suggested by "the office".
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:54 pm to MeridianDog
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This gift was suggested by "the office".
Da frick?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:54 pm to MeridianDog
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
I'd say highly not appropriate. I'd get them what you get other newly married couples. Have everyone in the office chip in and get a bed,bath, and beyond gift card or something like that.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:55 pm to MeridianDog
What's a marrage gift?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:55 pm to MeridianDog
You are trying way too hard to be funny
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:56 pm to txbd
after a couple of marriages myself.... a nice gift card to a divorce lawyer would be nice
ETA: wait this is guy on guy....I'm out.
ETA: wait this is guy on guy....I'm out.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:57 pm to MeridianDog
This made me laugh
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:58 pm to MeridianDog
I think that's completely disrespectful. He'll probably need at least double that so make it two cases. frick it, make it three. Cant ever be too careful.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 12:59 pm to MeridianDog
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
Wrong Board, go to the More Sports Board and then the Arky and Ole Miss fans will be able to answer this query.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:04 pm to MeridianDog
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When a guy marries a guy, is a case (24 count shipper)of Personal Lubricant an appropriate wedding gift?
What the frick is the matter with you? You trying to give them a subtle hint that you want in? Why the frick would this thought even cross your mind?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:04 pm to DosManos
Chaps are already assless, if they weren't they'd be pants.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:04 pm to dnm3305
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Cant ever be too careful.
He was gone a week and I was told they were married and honeymooned there. I haven't seen him since his return from the event.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:05 pm to soccerfüt
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Wrong Board, go to the More Sports Board and then the Arky and Ole Miss fans will be able to answer this query.
Did you seriously make this joke without throwing in the A&M fans and their yell leaders?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:06 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Chaps are already assless, if they weren't they'd be pants.
True. I think I just wanted to say "assless".
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:08 pm to MeridianDog
I doubt lube is needed at this point
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:11 pm to MeridianDog
Well that is not a legitimate marriage in Louisiana and, I am guessing, in Mississippi either, so no gift is probably warranted.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 1:12 pm to MeridianDog
That's a lot of text for a shitty attempt at humor
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