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Silly things you've intentionally done to impress females

Posted on 5/25/17 at 5:58 pm
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 5:58 pm
Back when I would go out running and start to fatigue and slouch over, if a spot a female at a distance approaching towards me, I would immediately straighten my posture...then politely wave.

Heck, I still do it
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 6:01 pm
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37590 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:00 pm to
Why did you type edit, when you didn't edit?
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Why did you type edit, when you didn't edit?

I thought I had already posted when I actually didn't
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:04 pm to
naked roof diving off the roof top into their pool when i was in my 20's!
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14823 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:04 pm to
I've gotten silly with my willy. Thanks for asking, Billy.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:05 pm to
Whip out my dong. Only silly because it takes a few minutes to get it back into my Calvin Kleins.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:07 pm to
Went to one of those weekend Christian concert retreat deals.


Yeah wasn't my best hour trying to get some arse.
Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
25006 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:10 pm to
Jumped off a train bridge that was probably 70-80 ft to the water over the TN river.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203031 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:11 pm to
Pull out my nine inches.....
Posted by a_plus_poster
Member since May 2017
59 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:12 pm to
I do not do anything to impress females, as they are naturally impressed by me.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35616 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:12 pm to
Squirted dem guts ya heard
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Went to one of those weekend Christian concert retreat deals.



We've all done. shite, I'm convinced the girls do it too
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2579 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:16 pm to
Buy a nice car
Buy a nice house
Buy nice clothes
Take women to dinner

Basically, everything that men do is in effort to impress the womenz.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Take women to dinner


goldennugget says thats a terrible idea
Posted by Donkeypunch
Georgia
Member since Jun 2007
1421 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:31 pm to
18 years old. Streaked across a busy 6 lane Rd in the middle of a metro Atl city on a bet (case of miller Lite) with a 30 year old chick that came in my parents store. Ended up banging her off and on for the next year.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124479 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:32 pm to
Walked over a bed of coals barefoot
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:42 pm to
Jumped a pretty large fire on a bicycle in my underwear.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33191 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:46 pm to
Was 15, riding my bike to a friend's house on the shoulder of LA1. Saw a hottie jogging toward me, so I attempted a back-wheelie and muffed the foot-jam.
The bike stops dead and I go flying over the handlebars, sliding on my goddamn face right at her feet.

She drove me home after she stopped screaming at my fleshless face.

I had to wait an extra week to get my DL, the left side of my face was just one big raspberry.

I bet I'm still her favorite "stupid kid" story.

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:48 pm to
I used to always get out of the shower on beach trips, then spend the rest of the night in a towel.

I would purposely sit legs spread around the girls who came with us.

Now my junk isn't impressive. But I'd get action just by seductively presenting it throughout the night
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