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[quote]Girl had my dick in her mouth during last 3 minutes of Saints Superbowl. Didnt even notice she was there for a good 5minutes.[/quote] It is true that an undersized dick will not create much friction when it is placed in the mouth of a female. I could see how you would not feel any frictio...

I abhor politics and have no association of any kind with Baton Rouge (except I love LSU sports). But, this is a trio to political tripe. How did such an incompetent, someone so unschooled on the legislative process, get elected to the City Council?...

I'm just glad I can maintain my finely honed and chiseled physique without working out as I am naturally toned. I would hate to be stuck in some smelly gym with a bunch of A + Poster wannabes....

I am not a lawyer, but I have a high level of business savvy. The NDA serves one purpose: to prevent you from disclosing confidential information obtained during the application process. I am well known in business for my ability to keep a secret, so I have never had to sign one. This is n...

I have had torrid lovemaking sessions with a dozen or so female Olympic athletes (no names as I am a gentleman). One was a gymnast. I am tall, and she was not, and my length was a bit of an issue with her. When you bed a svelte female athlete, you have to bring your A game (I always have an ...

[quote]Do you think this will ever happen? A world where a topless woman at the beach is no different than man? [/quote] I have caressed so many perfectly sculpted breasts that seeing some on the beach means nothing to me. ...

[quote] This doesn't even make sense[/quote] I am sorry that you do not have experience in this area. A larger penis fills the vagina so fully that there is little room for air. There are exceptions. If someone endowed as I am has sex with a woman who has only received smaller penises...

[quote]My wife is incredibly clean everywhere...except the bathroom. Makeup and hair is fricking everywhere. Its almost like they try to be nasty in the bathroom. She never puts dirty dishes in the sink, leaves dirty clothes laying around, or leaves trash anywhere in the house. But holy frick ...

The South is funny because it has more trash per capita than most other states, yet there is also a highly refined portion of society (and people generally have better manners in the South). The Northeast and the West Coast are the best places to live, if you want to get away from trash. ...

Do people really give second graders cell phones? I was very mature and wise beyond my years at that age, but most children do not need cell phones. ...