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re: Silly things you've intentionally done to impress females
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:48 pm to Walt OReilly
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:48 pm to Walt OReilly
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Walked over a bed of coals barefoot
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Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:52 pm to Tarik One
I took French in high school instead of Spanish because a chick I liked told me she thought French was hot.
I graduated in Construction Management. Spanish would've been very useful.
I've not spoken a word of French since 10th grade.
I graduated in Construction Management. Spanish would've been very useful.
I've not spoken a word of French since 10th grade.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:53 pm to Tarik One
Walk in a fire, pretend to be a doctor, steal food for her, steal a beer tap handle for her, run a half marathon, take her on a date.
I think that was the sequence of my idiocy for my wife.
I think that was the sequence of my idiocy for my wife.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:11 pm to Tarik One
Bought a 1988 limo
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:31 pm to Tarik One
I wore a condom. What can I say I was young and reckless
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:33 pm to Tarik One
Drove my motorcycle around dead mans curve after the sock hop
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:57 pm to ItNeverRains
College co-ed dorm. Ca.1988, young freshman girl living on the first floor with a door to the courtyard. She comes to the Front Desk where I am working. She says that there is a massive wasp nest above her sliding doors.
I leave my shift and I proceed to take a volleyball and try to smash the nest to the ground, thinking that I could get the wasps to fly away. I am about 18 feet from the nest and I make a direct hit on the nest. However, a few of the wasps flew toward me and stung me on my back inside my TShirt.
The lady was impressed and thanked me many times. She invited me to come visit her in her room. Problems arose when she took out a pack of cigs and began smoking. That was a deal Breaker for me. We never got together and she quickly lost interest.
I leave my shift and I proceed to take a volleyball and try to smash the nest to the ground, thinking that I could get the wasps to fly away. I am about 18 feet from the nest and I make a direct hit on the nest. However, a few of the wasps flew toward me and stung me on my back inside my TShirt.
The lady was impressed and thanked me many times. She invited me to come visit her in her room. Problems arose when she took out a pack of cigs and began smoking. That was a deal Breaker for me. We never got together and she quickly lost interest.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:36 pm to Tarik One
Pretended to be nice.
Acted like I was listening to some stupid story that I could care less about.
Acted like I was listening to some stupid story that I could care less about.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:40 pm to ctiger69
quote:
I could care less about.
So......
Exactly how MUCH less could you care?
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:45 pm to Tarik One
Climbing a coconut tree to get a coconut, not being able to get around the leaves at the top to get a coconut, getting tired a third of the way down, and sliding down the rest of the way. Got a sympathy bj, but missed the snorkeling trip.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:49 pm to junkfunky
127157 Posts on a message board full of losers and ONE beautiful lady named Dorothy
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:49 pm to Tarik One
Zucchini in pants. Should have put in front.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 8:50 pm to Tarik One
quote:
Silly things you've intentionally done to impress females
Go to medical school
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:00 pm to Tarik One
Ok, I remember I met some chick at a party. It was clear that I was competing with another guy for her the entire night and I was losing badly. Later that night they jumped into the pool together. I felt I had to jump in too so I can keep up. So I took my phone and wallet out and in a hurry in I went. I then realized that maybe I should have taken off my blue jeans. I spent the next four hours at the party standing around talking to people wearing wet jeans.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:09 pm to spaceranger
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goldennugget says thats a terrible idea
True. And GN also beats it till it bleeds..
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:13 pm to dukke v
quote:
Pull out my nine inches.....
What happened? She realized 9" to you meant 3" in real life and laughed?
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:18 pm to Tarik One
Dance with a grandmother at a wedding - thought it would be endearing. It didn't work IRL probably bc dancing with dust and wrinkles is in no way sexy.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:20 pm to Tarik One
Said I love you
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:23 pm to MottLaneKid
quote:
College co-ed dorm. Ca.1988, young freshman girl living on the first floor with a door to the courtyard. She comes to the Front Desk where I am working. She says that there is a massive wasp nest above her sliding doors. I leave my shift and I proceed to take a volleyball and try to smash the nest to the ground, thinking that I could get the wasps to fly away. I am about 18 feet from the nest and I make a direct hit on the nest. However, a few of the wasps flew toward me and stung me on my back inside my TShirt. The lady was impressed and thanked me many times. She invited me to come visit her in her room. Problems arose when she took out a pack of cigs and began smoking. That was a deal Breaker for me. We never got together and she quickly lost interest.
Man, that had to really sting.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 9:27 pm to bbvdd
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Jumped off a train bridge that was probably 70-80 ft to the water over the TN river.
I've jumped off a 10m diving platform and trust me, if you don't know what you're doing a 70-80 ft fall will leave you injured. 10 meters is less than half that and it'll still hurt unless you enter the water cleanly.
I'm betting it wasn't really as high as you thought. In case you're curious I did it as part of Navy ROTC swim quals, it was an "abandon ship" drill.
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