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re: Signs you're getting older

Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:28 am to
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:28 am to
You can't tell wether a chick is 18 or 25 cause they all look illegal to you.

You start to appreciate how hot Betty White used to be.

You wake up at 6 am every. fricking. Morning. For no other reason than your bladder will explode if you don't piss.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:28 am to


Noted
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116098 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:30 am to
quote:

You become totally invisible to hot young broads--and you don't give a frick.



That is when I'm going to check out of this place.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17531 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:31 am to
You have no idea what the younger people at work are talking about half of the time.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116098 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:32 am to
I don't have that problem. Youngest person who works where I do is 48.
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16517 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:33 am to
Hair stops growing on top of your head.
Hair starts growing inside of your ears.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11192 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:33 am to
quote:

For no other reason than your bladder will explode if you don't piss.


And then it takes a half hour to drain the damn thing.

And then 5 minutes later it feels like it's going to explode again.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Hair starts growing inside of your ears.



Deal breaker
Posted by PBnJ
in your lunchbox
Member since Aug 2009
2642 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:34 am to
You don't make NYE plans.
You refer to anyone younger than you as "youths".
You keep pepto/tums on you at all times (can't handle the caniac like I used to).
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19248 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:34 am to
When you have to get up and pee every 45 minutes at night
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:35 am to
I got a million of them...now.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:36 am to
Lol welcome to the club my friend.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278263 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

When you have to get up and pee every 45 minutes at night




how old are you frickers?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80877 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:38 am to
I've thrown a thousand baseballs from the outfield in high school and college. But this is the second or third day in a row that my right shoulder is killing me in the morning

Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:38 am to
quote:

your sack grows immensely

Yes. And what in the frick is that shite about!!

I'm just going to have to convert to wearing a jock as standard underwear.
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
58627 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:38 am to
This thread is making me feel young..
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
105792 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:39 am to
Limping around on my bad hip when I first wake up
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28125 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:39 am to
The only thing I've noticed is that I'm not quite as bulletproof as I used to be.

Still Type A, but maybe A-.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:39 am to
quote:

You keep pepto/tums on you at all times
Doctor told me that my heartburn comes from drinking too much Jack for so long

Been watching This Old House since I was younger
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:40 am to
On the bright side, YOU get to DECIDE when you're going to cum!!!!!
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