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re: Signs you're getting older

Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:40 am to
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:40 am to
When you're on a date and a chick says "I have a 401K" and it moves more than when her nips got hard on the car ride to the restaurant.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Signs you're getting older



manboobs



FML

Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28125 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:41 am to
I can still do 3 in 24.

It just takes all 24.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80877 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:43 am to
Also, occasionally with the certain shoe or footing, my right knee will pop and it almost brings me down like a bitch
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:43 am to
Silly man
She really doesn't have one. It was just bait for you to talk about yours.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:44 am to
Now here's the real bitch if your internet name is already "ShortyRob".

You start to get f'n shorter!!!!!
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:45 am to
Silver lining: gives you something to play with.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28125 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:45 am to

Oldest trick in the book.

(besides the really good ones)
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:45 am to
When you actually sit on your balls
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12913 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:47 am to
In the mid-40's over here, and ain't got none of this shite






......except for having to hold my phone or a menu at arms length to read anything.
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 9:52 am
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28125 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:50 am to
See, here's the good news, we are still young enough that technology will cure all of our problems:

LINK

Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:50 am to
quote:

When you actually sit on your balls


Please tell me this shite is just a cliche and doesn't actually happen IRL.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12913 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:51 am to
quote:

vetteguy

I can do 3 in 24 days, but that's because sammich maker is going through menopause.

Buying peptides in 480's thread would be a waste of money
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80877 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:51 am to
My best or worst was when I was in a local farmers market trying to pick up a few things. I was wearing a new pair of boots and my knee buckled and I went to the floor

The guy said "what the hell is wrong with you?"

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26468 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:51 am to
I had bilateral hip replacements.... I'm not that old, I just have friked up genetics from my parents, and basically beat myself up in my 20 and 30's....

Osteoarthritis really sucks, I hope none of y'all never have to deal with it...
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 9:54 am
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Please tell me this shite is just a cliche and doesn't actually happen IRL.

OK. I'll tell you it's cliche.

Good luck.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119006 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Aches and pains from doing regular activities
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19208 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:56 am to
I'm 43 now. When I turned 41 my eyes went to shite. I occasionally use cheaters.

I'm starting to see the pissing at night although I've increased my water intake drastically so I blame that and not age.

Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12913 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:56 am to
Yes, I'm counting heavily on technology for successful aging.

The catch-22 is how to keep the smart kids off of tigerdroppings long enough to R and D the technology we are gonna need.
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 9:57 am
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19208 posts
Posted on 1/3/15 at 9:56 am to
I'm 43 now. When I turned 41 my eyes went to shite. I occasionally use cheaters.

I'm starting to see the pissing at night although I've increased my water intake drastically so I blame that and not age.

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