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re: Questions about hemorrhoids
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:39 am to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:39 am to TigerstuckinMS
Some really funny responses here. Can't believe someone seriously asks how to pop them. Really? Trashy? Obviously young respondents here. They are very common and to be expected. Heavy lifting, squatting, sitting, heat, frequent bowel movements, large impacted stools are just a few things that can give them to you. I knew of a guy who had one that thrombosed and he said that wiping his arse was like shaking hands with someone. I've never had them that bad but I would recommend anyone who has them to quit wearing white underwear if they haven't already. Talk about make a serious brownie on a bad itching day. Just ask my ex wife. 
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Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:47 am to theunknownknight
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How do you pop them?
Like a pimple
Posted on 3/26/17 at 1:50 am to theunknownknight
George Brett and Jimmy Carter both played through the pain.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 5:13 am to theunknownknight
I've heard you only get them if you go to Livingston Parish.
Posted on 3/26/17 at 8:30 am to pleading the fifth
i was in the hospital for a week on a cocktail of dilaudid and laxatives just to get to point where the swelling went down so the surgeon could do his thing then another two weeks of pain that I truly thought was going to break me. Four thrombosed external rhoids that were swollen like a grapefruit
take care of your butt kids
take care of your butt kids
Posted on 3/26/17 at 9:18 am to SabiDojo
Feels like you are shitting a taco shell when you go to the bathroom.
This post was edited on 3/26/17 at 9:19 am
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:23 pm to BallyHOO
Broken glass
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:31 pm to theunknownknight
When you sit down to shite, if you can't hear it drinking out the toilet, you have nothing more than a pimple or ant bite.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:38 pm to theunknownknight
An unholy kind of pain and itch.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:51 pm to theunknownknight
It happened to me due to a bad diet. I pushed too hard and it felt a hot poker up my arse. I didn't go to the Doctor. I did the preparation H and was in the fetal position for three days. When I finally was able to go, it felt like I was passing a bowling ball. My GF was laughing hearing me scream "PLEASE"!
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:51 pm to shutterspeed
You don't pop them. I got a buddy to wrap a rubber band on it and twist it as tight as possible. After a few days it dries up and falls off in your underwear.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:55 pm to tigerskin
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A pain in the arse
I upvoted, but begrudgingly.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:59 pm to rmnldr
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think it's fair to say that hemorrhoids are trashy.
What's trashier, hemorrhoids or gout?
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:05 pm to LucasP
Dad always said it's like all the barbed wire in Texas pulled through your arse.
Hemroids are like Yankees. They both come down and they don't go back up. And they're both a pain in the arse.
Hemroids are like Yankees. They both come down and they don't go back up. And they're both a pain in the arse.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:05 pm to phil good
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First clean your rear end with 91% alcohol. Very important you do this. Next lay a mirror flat on the ground and stand over it in a squatted position. Final step is to stab the things with a buck knife. If they are hanging like snap beans just cut them off
This is an Outdoor Board answer.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
I popped an external about fifteen years ago and it was god awful. The pain it took to get to pop it was unbearable until it popped, then the relief was amazing. The smell from the discharge was something I will never forget. I have had a few since then, but never had to pop one. Medicated wipes work wonders for an external one.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:17 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:19 pm to theunknownknight
Pop them?!?!
Dafuq?
Dafuq?
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