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re: Preteen parents welcome a 7 pound baby

Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:53 pm to
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27-year-old grandma


Heh... She's got nothing on this Romanian Gypsy lady.

Grandma at 23, son!
Posted by engvol
england
Member since Sep 2009
5054 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:22 am to
Worst bit is the interview in the papers with the father of the girl who claims he is proud of her.
Part of his reasoning being "its better than a drug addiction".

Luckily if he is to be believed he(the grandfather) has a relatively good self owned business and will support them with no help from the govt.
Altho Im sure once she finds out she cant get something she will
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:41 am to
At this rate, the 27 year old grandmother may be a great grandmother before 40
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:55 am to
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At this rate, the 27 year old grandmother may be a great grandmother before 40

And a great-great-grandmother before 53.

And a great-great-great-grandmother before 66.

When does it end??
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66892 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 3:56 am to
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Pretty ironic due to a fresh bar conversation I had.

Woman sitting beside me, and she's bullshiteting to another guy about being depressed over her grandma dying last month. I tell her I'm sorry to hear that since mine died a few months ago as well. I tell her mine died at 85, but then she, a person who looks as if she's pressing 40, tells me her grandmother died at the age of 61.

I was a bit flabbergasted and said surely she meant 71, but she then said "why is that so unbelievable. That always happened back in those days." Turns out her grandmother gave birth to her mother at 13 while being married, and then her mother had her at 14, making her grandmother the ripe old age of 27 when she first had her first granddaughter. I tell her that's pretty fricked up, and she said that its only changed recently, and most people had kids in their midteens. Get a bit sassy about this being the Ozarks, but that shite sure as hell didn't happen anywhere else. Tries to get in a brawl with me, but the guy she was talking to held her back knowing I was pretty much spot on.

Seriously, her grandmother is close to my parents age, in that they would have attended high school at the same time if she weren't an illiterate drop out. Kind of felt like a dick, but sweet Christ, how can anyone delude themselves that merely 2 generations ago it was normal to get married from the second you start bleeding? That's medieval shite right there.


I was almost positive this would have ended with you opening the door and getting on the floor.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 4:19 am to
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So, 3 people right there dependent on the gov't for life, good stuff.
Its the UK they are all dependents of the government.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 4:21 am
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 5:31 am to
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So, 3 people right there dependent on the gov't for life, good stuff.



women here in the UK get paidddddddddddddddd

when they have kids these ho's don't have to work for shite.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89484 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 6:09 am to
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27-year-old grandma


If the trend line holds - that lady will be a great-grandmother at 40, a great-great grandmother at 53, a great-great-great grandmother at 66, and a great-great-great-great grandmother at 79.

There could, potentially, be 6 generations of a family living in a single "flat" (or whatever they have)...
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 6:56 am
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125397 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 6:13 am to
Its a lock the mom or the grandma get fake tits
Posted by bobaftt1212
Hills of TN
Member since Mar 2013
1315 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:12 am to
stories like this are a fantastic argument for euthanasia
Posted by extremelsu
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2013
3770 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:18 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57259 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 7:19 am to
If every generation had a kid at 13...you'd be a great-great-great-great grandfather at 78.

You'd be really great.
Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
1720 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 9:37 am to
It never ends
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89484 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:39 am to
quote:

It never ends


Everything ends.
Posted by Semaphore
a former French colony
Member since Jan 2013
275 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:41 am to
this story is so pre-20th century
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15301 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:44 am to
All y'all off the rocker. I thought it was common place 100 years ago for girls that age to start popping em out.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19012 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 10:58 am to
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When I was 12, I worried more about baseball than having babies. Wtf is wrong with kids these days?



We were busy playing outside when we were 12. Not stuck in front of the TV with sex shoved down our throats at every turn and a whole bunch of porno at our fingertips.

In other words when our parents got tired of us they threw us out of the house, today's parent sits theirs in front of an electronic device.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 10:59 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 11:09 am to
quote:

A 12-year-old girl has given birth


quote:

27-year-old grandma


Having babies too early in life seems to run in the family.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 11:13 am to
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

you know it was accepted for 100s of years for a man at any age to marry and bed a girl that has "bloomed her flower".
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10405 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 11:14 am to
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stories like this are a fantastic argument for euthanasia


or condom usage.....
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