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re: Post apocalypse, which profession would you choose to make ends meet?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:56 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:56 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Uh oh. Know that fear that every one has of drowning? Bitch, as soon as you got halfway across the river I would take your boat out. And as you swam to the safety of the island, I would hold your head under until you learned who the master is. Then, and only then, I would use a butter knife to sever your head and put it on the warning pole...
I wouldn't use a boat. I'd sink yours. I'd Watch you all crawl out, expend your energy, silently follow you and take advantage of you while youre at your camp sleeping on how you can get all your supplies out of a sank boat.. When you're most vulnerable. Easy.
Sleep tight.
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:57 pm to mizzoukills
I'd charge a fee to grieving families to track down their zombified relatives and put them down, giving everyone peace.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 12:58 pm to mizzoukills
i presume lunch
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:01 pm to SEClint
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I'd cut your throat while you slept, next to your wife. As you faded out, id be whispering into your ear what I was going to do to your family.
Kind of hard to do that with your head resting on top of a sharpened pole with a blood warning written upon your forehead.
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Hell, I'd even use your blood for the lube.
Now that's a decent idea! Perhaps we could use a mind like yours in our colony if you behave yourself. Fall out of line and you'll die the most horrible death imaginable.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:02 pm to mizzoukills
doctor
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:04 pm to Lithium
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doctor
Surprised no one has mentioned "Planned Parenthood Entrepreneur" as an end of time job.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:10 pm to mizzoukills
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Perhaps we could use a mind like yours in our colony
I decline.
I'm not riding out the apocalypse with Moe, Larry and Shemp.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:16 pm to SEClint
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There are vehicles now that are able to run using 100% ethanol. 1.5 gallons of ethanol produces the energy of one gallon of gasoline. It can be done.
Ethanol kills organisms by denaturing their proteins and dissolving their lipids and is effective against most bacteria and fungi, and many viruses. Uses to make many different types of tinctures. Get a fire started quickly. Etc
Has huge medical, medicinal and productive uses. Alcohol is a fricking must
Plus your methanol byproduct could be an effective poison.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:20 pm to mizzoukills
Gunsmith
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:22 pm to LSUBoo
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Plus your methanol byproduct could be an effective poison
what is the byproduct?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:24 pm to mizzoukills
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what is the byproduct?
Methanol is the byproduct, and it is extremely toxic to humans.
If you didn't know that already, you have no business distilling anything.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:29 pm to SEClint
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I decline
Sorry to hear that, sir. The river is quite fast and swimming would be more than a little difficult. That, and our "pet" gators make such a feat a little fun. But, that would be the least of your worries...
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:37 pm to LSUBoo
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If you didn't know that already, you have no business distilling anything.
It has quite a few other uses too. Destructive and productive.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:40 pm to mizzoukills
I would be a spice controller because, he who controls the spice, controls the universe.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:42 pm to ILikeLSUToo
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It has occurred to me that none of my skills or knowledge would be applicable to a post-apocalyptic society.
We'll cross train you to handle improvised power generation equipment and, probably, firearms maintenance and ammunition reloading - a lot of your current skills would be transferable, IMHO.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:43 pm to Spaceman Spiff
I'm more than comfortable in the wetlands.
In all seriousness, you put yourself on something floating in a river, especially, anyone worth their skin is going to know someone is going to eventually come out.
They're going wait, doing recon work. From knowing your mannerisms and interaction with others..to just how many bullets they need. With the cover of surroundings, youd never see it coming. Literally sitting ducks. Same thing with an island. Anyone with a decent scope, rifle and aim and it's done.
In all seriousness, you put yourself on something floating in a river, especially, anyone worth their skin is going to know someone is going to eventually come out.
They're going wait, doing recon work. From knowing your mannerisms and interaction with others..to just how many bullets they need. With the cover of surroundings, youd never see it coming. Literally sitting ducks. Same thing with an island. Anyone with a decent scope, rifle and aim and it's done.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:44 pm to mizzoukills
Wasteland Warlord
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:44 pm to mizzoukills
Idk I'm pretty humble, I'd be willing to settle for emporer or king. I don't have an interest I the God profession though
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:46 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
While in between sniping gigs, I'll set up a meth lab because hey staying awake will be important.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 1:46 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
You'd make a pretty good god, in my opinion.
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