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re: Post apocalypse, which profession would you choose to make ends meet?

Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:49 am to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:49 am to
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You'd be better off making alcohol as a fuel source.


That and disinfectant. Plus tons of other medicines from plants that can be synthesized for medicines
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:49 am to
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Alcohol as a drink would be a luxury.



In the end times, alcohol isn't just a luxury...it's a necessity. Uses for alcohol:

1) Drink away your sorrows

2) Fuel

3) Lantern fuel

4) Disinfectant


and list goes on and on...

Once again, I choose to be the brewmaster/moonshine maker
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 9:03 am
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:51 am to
I'd grow weed for everyone. Wait never mind even after the apocalypse it'll still be illegal.
Posted by PatrickChewing
Member since Dec 2010
325 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:51 am to
I'd definitely become a clergyman. I would charge all y'all your gas, salt, carpentry skills, Viagra, hooch and whores in exchange for eternal salvation.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:54 am to
Fisherman and weapons merchant.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:55 am to
snake oil salesman
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:58 am to
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I'd grow weed for everyone.


Soil or hydro? MH/HPS, LED, T5 Or outdoor?

If soil, what ferts? Going all organic and building your own? (foxfarm is legit)

What PH is your water preference when using soil?

Not to mention the strain? Hell..you going full sativa or indica? Hybrid? Auto?
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:03 am to
Farmer, trapper, law man.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:05 am to
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law man.



why law man? seems like that would be a futile effort in the end times...
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:05 am to
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law man.


Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:06 am to
Budget Analyst.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:07 am to
Smuggler
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:11 am to
Surprised no one has chosen prostitute. The oldest profession will be very lucrative in the end times.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:12 am to
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Smuggler


How much can you actually keister?

Ounces? Pounds?
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 9:21 am
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:13 am to
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why law man? seems like that would be a futile effort in the end times...

I don't know, kinda sounds cool assuming there was still a modicum of order albeit loosely organized. A lot of people assume it'll just be absolute anarchy but I think there are always lesser scenarios where order is still around but stretched thin.

Assuming that's the case with a badge I could kill whoever I wanted to. Plus if you're trying to win trust from strangers (with either good or bad intentions) it would help.

Also with communications mostly down, it may help to be able to utilize those local comm resources.

Some other potential benefits, again, all depending on how bad things are.
Posted by musick
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:13 am to
farmer
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:13 am to
Murderer for hire. Sometimes fun.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:38 am to
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Murderer for hire. Sometimes fun.


My group will have scavenger hunts.

Blondes, redheads..hispanic, asian etc.

You can either bring back a woman (use common sense, no ugly chicks) or literally the decapitated head of a man.

Whoever wins gets to VJ movie night for that week.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89505 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:40 am to
Professional killer

There will be a lot of demand for that after the apocalypse.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 10:45 am to
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I think I'd start making alcohol (beer or moonshine) and use the alcohol as currency.

In the end times alcohol will be as valuable if not more valuable than gold.


Great post. Post apocalypse usually entails no manufacturing... cars would be useless because gas would go bad within a year anyway. Since we would return to using horses as transportation and work, items like saddles, plows, etc., would be in high demand. So maybe that. Need to think more...
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