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re: Please tell me what makes women happy.

Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:12 am to
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:12 am to
Calling them very drunk in the middle of the night to see if they'll pick you up from the bar and take you to get wings from Fuel Pizza.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9178 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:12 am to
No matter what answer you come with to this question, know this; you may make them happy, but they won't stay happy.

Happiness is not the steady state for women. When they get happy, they immediately start to question and analyze the happiness. They aren't comfortable having nothing to bitch about and they feel out of their element (which is slight to severe misery).

All the analysis and questioning of said happiness will kill the buzz, taking them back to their normal state. At that time whatever you did to make them happy is forgotten, and you're back to square one, no points on the board, possibly in the negative for making them feel uncomfortable.

Good luck!
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15523 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:13 am to
No one knows. They're all unique, thus there are about 4 billion different answers. Trick is to find one that likes the same shite you do.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31443 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:13 am to
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What their friends have


this is sadly accurate. and it isn't just about money and things.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:13 am to
Lots of mind blowing sex and a man that takes charge
Posted by SmokePurpleLiveGold2
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
368 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:13 am to
BBC, making sandwiches, fricking Jody while you are at work
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:14 am to
Money, attention, and youth, and sons, all things which never last.

So, basically, nothing.
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 10:18 am
Posted by LSU Tigershark
10,000 posts
Member since Dec 2007
10543 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:15 am to
Other women's misery
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:15 am to
Money and material shite.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:17 am to
shoes
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54044 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Nothing long term makes them happy

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62734 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:20 am to
Women are rarely, if ever, satisfied. Cherish those who actually are really happy with their lives.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16067 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:23 am to
They don't know, no one knows.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31443 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:23 am to
quote:

being better than other women

or at least thinking they are better

that's about it


yep--that's what i was getting at with the "it's not just money and things."

Basic pride--the bad kind. The envy and insecurity are subsets. We all have all of that. Men tend toward drowning it in bad habits and violence. Women just try to destroy souls.

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28199 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:25 am to
New, nice things.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:26 am to
Even us women don't know this one.


We think we do, but then we get what we think we want....and still find ourselves not as happy as we thought we would be when once we got it.


I blame the hormones, they make us unstable.
Posted by Voorhies7
Rounding 3rd
Member since Oct 2012
5591 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:26 am to
All women love Trinkets.



Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3501 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:32 am to
sucking the happiness out of men. But only for a little while. Then that won't make them happy and they'll move on to sucking every ounce of life from you. Then they'll be happy by blaming you. And being a bitch in general.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:36 am to
The Angry Pirate.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 12/11/15 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Bootycall


Having lady troubles, young buck?
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