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re: Please enjoy this whale justification..

Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:39 pm to
On the other hand, she like the swiss army knife of vagina. Don't like one crevice there at least 4 other options in the general vicinity
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:55 pm to
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The fatty tissue that accumulates isn't something that can be lost with diet or exercise (although that can help treat it, for some). So if you have it, you're kind of stuck with it (unless you have surgery, which can only lessen the tissue, not remove it completely).


BS. 1200 calories a day healthy foods spaced over 6 meals evenly spread apart in time and amount (200 calories about every 2.5 hrs). 45 minutes of cardiovascular exercise 4 times per week at target heart rate. 45 minutes of weight bearing resistance exercise 3 times per week. Routine circadian rhythm 7 days per week. B12 injections once per week the initial 6 weeks. No sodas, in factno drinks other than water period. Mental stress reduction activities daily (walk in the park, positive hobbies, yoga, meditation, etc).


Eta: IWNHI
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 11:59 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:45 am to
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Her legs look like they want to die


How do the hands look?
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11812 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 1:55 am to
Personally I like big girls but damn. Even I don't think I would hit that. Her face is ok though so I'd take a bj.
Posted by jrowla2
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
4078 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:22 am to
It's amazing how good her face and head looks in proportion to her body. It's like a normal persons neck and head which is strange because most obese people have fat faces and neck roles for days. She could actually be attractive if she lost about 250 lbs.

I don't know much about obese people but she has got to have some kind of disease or condition to have legs like that.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:00 am to
She can't even do an eating disorder correctly. Muffin for lunch and "small dinner". This woman thinks her weight is acceptable, how am I supposed to trust her judgement of what small is. I bet she just got the small combo from McDonald's and thought she was basically anorexic.

I can get that she has a legitimate issue that causes cankles. But not tree trunks for legs. If you don't put excessive calories in your body, your body can't create that insane fat storage. You may never have perfect legs, but that doesn't mean you have a free pass to go set up shop at a buffet.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:17 am to
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Are you Mikeelbr's alter?




Na, mike got grossed out by the places I've been.

Also... To the post above me.

quote:

doesn't mean you have a free pass to go set up shop at a buffet.


I'd set up shop at her buffet.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 6:19 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:46 am to
There is no justifying that.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83939 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:51 am to
I like them thick but she's just morbidly obese
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:53 am to
Lipedema is apparently a thing. I advise against doing a google image search.
Posted by BigSquirrel
Member since Jul 2013
1880 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 6:59 am to
If her weight isn't related to her calorie intake, I'll give you every paycheck I receive from this day forth. You don't see tree truck legged motherfrickers running around African villages, do you? Only one thing causes people to become fat, eating too much food, well and possibly drinking too much drink. Either way, what you put into your mouth determines how fat or thin you are. Literally, that's it. If I had the time, I'd pen my own diet book, and within it's single, solitary page, it would say eat less food. But like I said, ain't nobody got time for that.

Also, bigger bodies are not becoming "in" ladies. Fat is fugly, so save that for after marriage or civil union. I think people have been watching the damn Lego Movie too much... everyone with me on 3... 2... 1... Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of the team!
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 7:11 am
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:31 am to
It is much easier to claim to love the fact that you are fat than it is to eat healthy and exercise. I would never date someone like this, not just because of how they look, but because they have adopted a lifestyle of making excuses about their failures in life instead of doing something about them. I am willing to bet her weight isn't the only area of her life this affects.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27610 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:37 am to
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Spoken like someone who's never had a super fatty. She lays on her side and pulls a knee to her chest. Even you could reach.


I couldn't even get it up for her. If we have to start talking about finding certain positions just to get past and around her fat, it's too much. I mean really?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 2:54 pm to
This post needs a bump about like her legs do.

But seriously, if you want to breed an offensive lineman, you gotta suck it up, brace yourself, lift that fat flap, and take that she beast to pound town.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:07 pm to
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foods spaced over 6 meals evenly spread apart in time and amount


You do realize that this has no benefits over eating three normal meals or one large meal per day right?
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3736 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:13 pm to
Could you delve deeper into the logistics of sex w/ the obese? Fascinating stuff, feel free to cite experiences as well. One of the most interesting things I've read on the OT the past few days

Hell, start a new thread for it
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22187 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:14 pm to
some Captain Nemo shite up in here
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:23 pm to
Everytime that thread gets started it gets deleted.

Not anchored.

No bans.

Just straight up deleted...
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9302 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 3:28 pm to
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It wasn't until recently that I discovered the real reason for my abnormally big legs: I have lipedema. Lipedema is a chronic disorder that generally affects the limbs, causing the legs (and sometimes the arms) to accumulate distinct patterns of fatty tissue.

Lipedema is an inherited disorder that mostly affects women and is usually triggered at puberty. The fatty tissue that accumulates isn't something that can be lost with diet or exercise (although that can help treat it, for some). So if you have it, you're kind of stuck with it (unless you have surgery, which can only lessen the tissue, not remove it completely).



Any OT Docs want to chime in on this part? Is this true. From my knowledge Id still call BS on this, admitting that it may be harder than usual.
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