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re: Online Dating horror stories
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:27 am to NoHoTiger
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:27 am to NoHoTiger
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Where's Nurse? She had a couple of doozies from her online dating days.
The few stories I've shared from my online dating days a decade ago...
1) Went on second date with guy(first date was not great but was hoping maybe he was just nervous on the first date). Went to my apartment to watch a movie cause I was on call for work and also just really tired. Fell asleep on the couch for like 10 minutes and woke up to him staring at me with a weird look on his face and then him telling me that I "looked like an angel when I sleep". Took 3 weeks of ignoring his phone calls for him to get the message.
2) Got an email from a guy on match about how his two cats got online one night while he was asleep and stole his credit card and set up an account for him on match. They saw my profile and told him to email me cause I looked like I would make a good mom to them. Deleted that email(wish I would have saved for the comedy factor).
3)One guy from eharmony I was matched with called me a couple times. Our second phone call out of the blue he just asks me if I was an alcoholic. He then talked about how he still lives with his mom and collects wooden mallard ducks(that is why me and Owlie post duck pics to each other...it's become a joke between us). At the end of that really awkward phone call he actually asks when we were gonna meet and seemed shocked when I politely told him that I just didn't think we were a good match and shouldn't even bother meeting in person.
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Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:30 am to lsunurse
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and woke up to him staring at me with a weird look on his face and then him telling me that I "looked like an angel when I sleep".
Did he ever realize that type of shite has the opposite effect?
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:37 am to tiggerthetooth
I see nothing wrong with starring at the woman of your dreams while she sleeps. 
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:40 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I see nothing wrong with starring at the woman of your dreams while she sleeps.
Yeah sure, just like the clown from IT likes to spy on little children from the street sewers and ask them to be his friend.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:42 am to tiggerthetooth
Just looking at that silky skin as you tie them up just makes you love them that much more
Posted on 10/14/17 at 5:46 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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Met a OT 6 I thought from her pic. I pick her up IRL OT6-2=OT 4. I was like frick it let's go eat. We get to the restaurant then she starts telling me about her gastric bypass surgery, she isn't divorced from her husband yet and that her teenage son hates her. After appetizers I said check please and dropped her off. True story.
That's why I always meet at a bar for drinks. It's much less awkward to bail.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 6:03 am to Pecker
quote:Believable
I had a terrible/awkward experience during school when I was set up on a date by some friends with a cute hipster chick.
quote:VERY Beliveable
I lasted like 30 minutes and then just came out
quote:And here's your parting gift-
and told her how awkward it was. Then we both agreed to part ways.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 8:13 am to Pecker
quote:
I was set up on a date
quote:
cute hipster chick.
quote:you sound like a fig. If she's cute you should always at least try to bone her who cares if it's not gonna work out in the long run
told her how awkward it was. Then we both agreed to part ways.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 8:38 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
she was about 50 pounds heavier
Thats the extent of my tinder horror stories. Has happened twice
Posted on 10/14/17 at 9:00 am to ultratiger89
Posted on 10/14/17 at 9:06 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Gave her a 20$; asked her to go in and buy me a pack of smokes then drove off!
Posted on 10/14/17 at 9:19 am to TheFonz
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I met this random Australian girl .... we got married in June 1999
Girl from my hometown met an Australian guy online about that same time, and they are still married. They lived here for a while, but they moved to Australia a few years ago.
It was such an oddball thing at the time. A newspaper ran a big article about it.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 9:45 am to Big Sway
Some of you are cold blooded
Posted on 10/14/17 at 10:30 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I've really only ever had one bad online dating meetup... Redheaded chick, slightly chubby but not fat. While we were talking online she wrote in a manner that was very straightforward and serious (business-like), not friendly, which made me feel like she was uninterested, but we had a lot of mutual interests (video games) and she kept talking to me so I figured "what the hell" and invited her over to play some games with me.
She comes over, and is cute enough to frick for sure, but she says almost nothing the entire time. I ask her questions and try to strike up conversation but she answers my questions as quickly and shortly as possible, giving me absolutely no potential response to keep an interesting conversation going. I had no way to even make a move as we just sat on the couch awkwardly playing video games for hours in silence. Eventually it was like half-past-midnight and she finally got up and left.
I have heard some weird stories from people I've met up with though. One chick told me that she was glad I was a sane gentleman because the last guy she met up with ended up coming to her apartment to watch a movie and pulled out his cock. She froze up and didn't know what to do or say, and he just masturbated and came on her arm and then got up and left.
She comes over, and is cute enough to frick for sure, but she says almost nothing the entire time. I ask her questions and try to strike up conversation but she answers my questions as quickly and shortly as possible, giving me absolutely no potential response to keep an interesting conversation going. I had no way to even make a move as we just sat on the couch awkwardly playing video games for hours in silence. Eventually it was like half-past-midnight and she finally got up and left.
I have heard some weird stories from people I've met up with though. One chick told me that she was glad I was a sane gentleman because the last guy she met up with ended up coming to her apartment to watch a movie and pulled out his cock. She froze up and didn't know what to do or say, and he just masturbated and came on her arm and then got up and left.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 10:34 am to efrad
quote:
One chick told me that she was glad I was a sane gentleman because the last guy she met up with ended up coming to her apartment to watch a movie and pulled out his cock. She froze up and didn't know what to do or say, and he just masturbated and came on her arm and then got up and left
Doesn't matter - thought about sex.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 10:36 am to efrad
The man wasn't leaving without something Online dating is a damn mine field. I've had somewhat of a similar date where there was little to no conversation. I was even thinking back to college about open ended questions and other conversational techniques. At the end I figured it just wasn't a good date. She texted me about 2 hours later saying how she had such a great time and was ready to see me again. Didn't know what date she went on.
Online dating is a damn mine field. I've had somewhat of a similar date where there was little to no conversation. I was even thinking back to college about open ended questions and other conversational techniques. At the end I figured it just wasn't a good date. She texted me about 2 hours later saying how she had such a great time and was ready to see me again. Didn't know what date she went on.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 12:46 pm to TheFonz
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later on ICQ
I didn't think anyone remembered ICQ. That uh oh sound you get is actually my current text message alert.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 12:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Just met a chick the other night, now I know why she doesn't smile. Her teeth looked like they had algae growing in them and dragon breath to match. 
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:14 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
I fully expected not to be believed, as I would be just as skeptical, but I suppose the reason people have fantasies is that in the back of our minds there is at least some remote possibility that it COULD happen. Someone wins the Powerball or makes the game-winning shot or scores a touchdown to win the SuperBowl, right? And some lucky bastard gets the extraordinarily beautiful woman.
It wasn't like I was a complete loser - I had previously been set up on blind dates with girls who were homecoming queens and models, just didn't meet them online.
It wasn't like I was a complete loser - I had previously been set up on blind dates with girls who were homecoming queens and models, just didn't meet them online.
Posted on 10/14/17 at 1:16 pm to PhantomMenace
Pics or you're completely full of shite
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