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Online Dating horror stories
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:08 pm
Some of you desperate baws must have some real nightmares about some of the dates you've been on or know someone else who has and I'm sure a few have been catfished let's hear it. Closest thing I've got is one time i met a girl off tinder and she was about 50 pounds heavier than in her picture. Bought us each a round cuz I'm a nice guy then found somewhere else I needed to be.
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Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:11 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
No real horror stories from me.
Dipped out the back door at Chart Room (not charter house) by the bathrooms one evening after one drink and disappeared in the night.
Dipped out the back door at Chart Room (not charter house) by the bathrooms one evening after one drink and disappeared in the night.
This post was edited on 10/13/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:13 pm to SuperSaint
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Dipped out the back door at Chart House by the bathrooms one evening after one drink and disappeared in the night.
The Ho-dini
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:13 pm to SuperSaint
Was he mad?
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I've shared the whole story here before, but I suggested the bowling alley for a first date once. She showed up with her own ball and bowling shoes and whipped my arse
My next one has potential. German girl that has been in the US for about a month. shite could get weird
My next one has potential. German girl that has been in the US for about a month. shite could get weird
This post was edited on 10/13/17 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:16 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
chick was addicted to sex. nearly fricked my dick off. was raw for a few weeks. used me like a piece of meat.
This post was edited on 10/13/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:17 pm to tke857
She was probably addicted because she was 250 and had never had sex before your lame arse climbed on top
This post was edited on 10/13/17 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Back in the yahoo chat days was talking to a girl a few towns over. We had never met up, but always kinda joked around about it. She wanted me to come over one day, but I had a decent chick I was dating at the time. I decided to send my buddy, who looked nothing like me, was not a super attractive dude, but to me any outcome would be hilarious.
He ended up still getting something out of it all, she was cute enough as well. So everyone ends happy!
He ended up still getting something out of it all, she was cute enough as well. So everyone ends happy!
This post was edited on 10/14/17 at 9:54 am
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:22 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
She’s German, there will be shite and it will be weird
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:24 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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My next one has potential. German girl that has been in the US for about a month. shite could get weird
I went out with her last weekend, she's a real freak in the sack.
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I met a girl in the Late Night Snack Thread and like totally boinked her, dude
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:26 pm to boosiebadazz
Did you beef her in the queefer?
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:27 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Caught a chick trying to poke holes in a unopened jimmy hat with a safety pin.
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:29 pm to terd ferguson
As she requested
And confirmed in writing in front of a notary and two witnesses
And confirmed in writing in front of a notary and two witnesses
This post was edited on 10/13/17 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:30 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Could have had a good whale tale but nooooooo
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:31 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Manti Teo's might have been the worst
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:34 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Like when your E Harmony perfect match brings opera glasses to the LSU game
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:34 pm to dawg4lyfe
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Manti Teo's might have been the worst
How this could happen to a superstar college football player is still baffling to me
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:35 pm to JetFuelTyga
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How this could happen to a superstar college football player is still baffling to me
not recruited as potential mensa all stars
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:40 pm to dawg4lyfe
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Manti Teo's might have been the worst
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