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re: Oldies music lyrics that would never fly in today's SJW society
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:25 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:25 pm to Tuscaloosa
Short People - randy newman
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here
This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 7:28 pm
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Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:39 pm to Tuscaloosa
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee Ruth Brown's, "If I can't sell it, I'm Gonna Sit on it. I Ain't Gonna Give it Away."
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Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:18 pm to Tuscaloosa
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl,
You're much too young girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl,
You're much too young girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:22 pm to Tuscaloosa
And to all you...........this song is just for you!!!
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:24 pm to The Boat
"She's just 16 years old, leave her alone they say....do do do do do." That 80s song "if I could fly" is so pedo
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:28 pm to lsu480
From Grease - Go Greased Lightning.
quote:
...Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial (grease lighting go grease lightning)
... You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon Grease lightning Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lane trial You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile (Grease lightning go grease lightning) Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial (Grease lightning go grease lightning You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning Lightning, lightning, lightning Lightning, lightning, lightning Lightning ye that's so right baby
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:30 pm to Tuscaloosa
The answer. The crystals -
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew he loved me
If he didn't care for me,
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I was glad
(Da-da-da-ah)
(Da-da-da-ah)
Yes, he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew I loved him
And then, he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is
And when he kissed me (da-da-da-ah), he made me his
(Da-da-da)
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew he loved me
If he didn't care for me,
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I was glad
(Da-da-da-ah)
(Da-da-da-ah)
Yes, he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew I loved him
And then, he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is
And when he kissed me (da-da-da-ah), he made me his
(Da-da-da)
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:36 pm to Tuscaloosa
Benny Mardones - Into The Night
She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know
If I could fly, I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen
She's just sixteen years old
Leave her alone, they say
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet
But I want you to know
If I could fly, I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:37 pm to Festus
Posted on 9/4/15 at 8:40 pm to Walt OReilly
The Who - Squeezebox
Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
P.S. - Don't casty this one you fgt f*ck, Walt.
Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
P.S. - Don't casty this one you fgt f*ck, Walt.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:31 pm to Tuscaloosa
The Stalker song by "The Foundations.
"Baby Now That I Found You"
Baby, (ba-da-da-da)
Now that I've found you,
I can't let you go,
(Ba-da-da),
Build my world around you,
I need you so,
(Oooh)
Baby, even though,
You don't need me,
You don't need me,
Baby, (ba-da-da-da)
Now that I've found you,
I can't let you go,
(Ba-da-da),
Build my world around you,
I need you so,
(Oooh)
Baby, even though,
You don't need me,
You don't need me,
Baby, baby since first we met,
I knew in this heart of mine,
(I wanna tell you)
The love we had,
Could not be bad,
I played it right,
And bide my time,
All my life I've waited for somebody,
To give me love like you,
Now you tell me that you wanna leave me,
(Darlin' I just can't let you)
Baby, (ba-da-da-da)
Now that I've found you,
I can't let you go,
(Ba-da-da),
Build my world around you,
I need you so,
(Oooh)
Baby,…
"Baby Now That I Found You"
Baby, (ba-da-da-da)
Now that I've found you,
I can't let you go,
(Ba-da-da),
Build my world around you,
I need you so,
(Oooh)
Baby, even though,
You don't need me,
You don't need me,
Baby, (ba-da-da-da)
Now that I've found you,
I can't let you go,
(Ba-da-da),
Build my world around you,
I need you so,
(Oooh)
Baby, even though,
You don't need me,
You don't need me,
Baby, baby since first we met,
I knew in this heart of mine,
(I wanna tell you)
The love we had,
Could not be bad,
I played it right,
And bide my time,
All my life I've waited for somebody,
To give me love like you,
Now you tell me that you wanna leave me,
(Darlin' I just can't let you)
Baby, (ba-da-da-da)
Now that I've found you,
I can't let you go,
(Ba-da-da),
Build my world around you,
I need you so,
(Oooh)
Baby,…
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:52 pm to Tuscaloosa
Randy Newman - Short People
Posted on 9/4/15 at 9:59 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:
Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity Tax the rich, feed the poor 'Til there are no rich no more
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:04 pm to Placebeaux
"Under My Thumb" by the Rolling Stones.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:12 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Alway got creepy feels from this ol Conway song.
I don't know what I'm saying
as my trembling fingers touch forbidden places
I only know that I have waited
for so long for the chance that we are taking
I don't know and I don't care
what made you tell him you don't love him anymore
and as I taste your tender kisses
I can tell you've never been this far before
I don't know what I'm saying
as my trembling fingers touch forbidden places
I only know that I have waited
for so long for the chance that we are taking
I don't know and I don't care
what made you tell him you don't love him anymore
and as I taste your tender kisses
I can tell you've never been this far before
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:17 pm to Purple Spoon
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" is pretty stalker-ish.
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:17 pm to Purple Spoon
"My Girl's Pussy" by Harry Roy and His Bat Club Boys (1931)
Also performed on Boardwalk Empire by Bugsy Siegel
(Me-e-e-e-o-o-o-ow)
There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy
Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy
Often it goes out at night
Returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always nice and warm
It's never dirty, always clean
In giving thrills, never mean
But it's the best I've ever seen
Is my girl's pussy
(Instrumental Break)
There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy
Seldom plays, never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
It's my girl's pussy
Though often it goes out at night
And returns at break of dawn, break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always dry and warm
I bring tid-bits that it loves
We spoon like two turtle doves
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy
Also performed on Boardwalk Empire by Bugsy Siegel
(Me-e-e-e-o-o-o-ow)
There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy
Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy
Often it goes out at night
Returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always nice and warm
It's never dirty, always clean
In giving thrills, never mean
But it's the best I've ever seen
Is my girl's pussy
(Instrumental Break)
There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy
Seldom plays, never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
It's my girl's pussy
Though often it goes out at night
And returns at break of dawn, break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always dry and warm
I bring tid-bits that it loves
We spoon like two turtle doves
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:18 pm to Purple Spoon
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on
And we don't all get into Donna summer
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on
And we don't all get into Donna summer
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:21 pm to Placebeaux
"Waitret, Please Waitret" by Kinky Friedman
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:21 pm to Knocksville
She's only seventeen (seventeen)
The girl she gives me love like I've never seen
She's only seventeen (seventeen)
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me
Seventeen!!
She's everything I need (seventeen)
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough
Old enough for me
Yeah! Yeah!!
The girl she gives me love like I've never seen
She's only seventeen (seventeen)
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me
Seventeen!!
She's everything I need (seventeen)
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough
Old enough for me
Yeah! Yeah!!
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