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re: Oldies music lyrics that would never fly in today's SJW society

Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67974 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

White girls they're pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fricked all night
I just don't have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
They're really such a tease
You never know quite what they're cookin'
Inside those silky sleeves


Some Girls - The Rolling Stones
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Hey well, I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star

I'm your vehicle, baby
I'll take you anywhere you wanna go
I'm your vehicle, woman
But now I'm sure you know

That I love ya
(Love ya)
I need ya
(Need ya)
I want ya
Got to have you child
Great God in Heaven you know I love you



Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8246 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:54 pm to
Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief

LINK

Complete with woo, woo woo and tommy hawk.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 4:58 pm to
The chorus and one verse from the Porter Wagner classic "Tell Her Lies and Feed Her Candy"

My oh my, if the apple of your eye don't think you're a real jimdandy
Take my advice and put her on ice, boy
Tell her lies and feed her candy, tell her lies and feed her candy

When the road to love seems rocky and rough
And if your sugar gets sandy
You can bet your boots she'll strut her stuff
if you tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy.


This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 5:00 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124467 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:05 pm to
I love the song
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:11 pm to
LINK

**** loves a watermelon I just learned the ice cream truck was racist
This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 5:16 pm
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10135 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Randy Newman - Rednecks

Randy Newman - short people
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25896 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:17 pm to
Aqualung
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:29 pm to

The Kinks -Art Lover

quote:

"Art Lover" Sunday afternoon there's something special It's just like another world. Jogging in the park is my excuse To look at all the little girls. I'm not a flasher in a rain coat, I'm not a dirty old man, I'm not gonna snatch you from your mother, I'm an art lover. Come to daddy, Ah, come to daddy, Come to daddy. Pretty little legs, I want to draw them, Like a Degas ballerina. Pure white skin, like porcelain, She's a work of art and I should know I'm an art lover. Come to daddy, And I'll give you some spangles. Little girl don't notice me Watching as she innocently plays. She can't see me staring at her Because I'm always wearing shades. She feeds the ducks, looks at the flowers. I follow her around for hours and hours. I'd take her home, but that could never be, She's just a substitute For what's been taken from me. Ah, come to daddy, come on. Sunday afternoon can't last forever, Wish I could take you home. So, come on, give us a smile Before you vanish out of view. I've learned to appreciate you The way art lovers do, And I only want to look at you
This post was edited on 9/4/15 at 5:30 pm
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:36 pm to
Leroy Brown
"Leroy, he a gambler"....

"Leroy, Shooting dice"

Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40555 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:37 pm to
The Beatles and Elvis both refer to killing a girl if they go to another man.
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:40 pm to
Heard some Aerosmith this morning...

"Dude Looks Like A Lady"

She had the body of a Venus, but imagine their surprise...!
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12358 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

When a man is running from his boss
Who hold a gun that fires "cost"
And people die from being cold
Or left alone because they're old
And bombs are dropped on fighting cats
And children's dreams are run with rats
If you complain you disappear
Just like the lesbians and queers


Only the last line would cause a problem for The Who.
We live in a society with idiot priorities.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:45 pm to
Stories- Brother Louie
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12135 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:55 pm to
2 outta 3 ain't bad.....

Meatloaf
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
7908 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 6:57 pm to
One of the best country music songs ever actually
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62801 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:01 pm to
"Stand By Your Man"

"Mr. Sandman"

SJWs would not do anything for a man or hope they'd help them.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24034 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Candy came from out on the Island
In the back room she was everybody's darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
And the colored girls go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."



walk on the wild side
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3500 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:13 pm to
One little, two little, three little Indians
Four little, five little, six little Indians
Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
Ten little Indian boys.

Ten little, nine little, eight little Indians
Seven little, six little, five little Indians
Four little, three little, two little Indians
One little Indian boy.
Posted by detmut
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
2304 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 7:17 pm to
You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
That night I crushed your face
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