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re: Oldies music lyrics that would never fly in today's SJW society

Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62725 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:22 pm to
Don't forget " she's only 17...but she's old enough for me."
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1810 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 10:22 pm to
A boy named sue
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5686 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:01 pm to
A large portion of David Allen Coe's catalog.
Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

I heard Money for Nothing the other day & thought the same thing. Third verse would probably cause hysterical blindness today.




its still played on 97.7 regularly.
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4062 posts
Posted on 9/4/15 at 11:12 pm to
Elton John: All the Young Girls Love Alice:

Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of Mummy-doesn't-love-me blues

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today

All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband's away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in Soho
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hey, hey, hey, oh don't you know
Posted by ScrapPack
Member since Nov 2011
3707 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 3:29 am to
Thats funny that you started this thread. Just yesterday on the radio, I heard "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits. They played the line: "See the little **** with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little **** got his own jet airplane That little **** he's a millionaire".

I was like wow! Can't believe they played that.

TigerDroppings is editing it too. F A G G O T is the bleeped word.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164042 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 4:04 am to
All the girls love Alice is about being a lesbian. So SJWs would love it.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30017 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:44 am to
"God Bless the USA"

No way that would fly today. Can you imagine how many progressives would be triggered???
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:45 am to
quote:

"If that Ain't Country"


A middle aged feller I know told me how in the 80's he used to frequent a bar near the Birmingham Airpot, and anytime a black person would come in they'd play that song on the juke box and sing along.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26615 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 7:52 am to
If her daddy's rich
Take her out for a meal;
If her daddy's poor
Just do what you feel.

-Mungo Jerry "In The Summertime"
Posted by Ole War Skule
North Shore
Member since Sep 2003
3409 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:17 am to
quote:

I heard Money for Nothing the other day & thought the same thing. Third verse would probably cause hysterical blindness today.



"The Canadian Broadcast Standards Council has ruled that "Money for Nothing," a Dire Straits hit from 1985, is too offensive for Canadian airwaves. The song is being singled out for the repeated use of an anti-gay slur — "that little ****" — in its second verse.

This hasn't stopped some Canadian classic rock radio stations from playing the song. In the days since the ruling, stations in Halifax, Nova Scotia and Edmonton, Alberta have protested the decision by playing an unedited version of the song on repeated for a full hour."

ETA: wow...TD edited the lyrics when I pasted it

ETA: the naughty word which cannot be typed here was deleted from the youtube verions
This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 8:25 am
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57132 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:19 am to
Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28081 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:19 am to
Exactly the one I thought of...
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:22 am to
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh oh oh oh
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh oh oh oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Do do do do do
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Wow wow wow oh!
Do do do do do

Silver hammer Max
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68034 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:28 am to
Killing an Arab- the Cure
Holiday in Cambodia- Dead Kennedys...it mocks early SJWs

The Violence of Truth- The The...it would conflict SJW because they would agree with the religious parts.
This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 8:34 am
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:00 am to
Any song by David Allen Coe
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
32841 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:33 am to
My Ding-a-Ling
My Ding-a-Ling
Won't you play with my Ding-a-Ling
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77945 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:17 am to
I think this one

n* loves a watermelon
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4110 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:30 am to
stray cat blues by the rolling stones

i can see that you're 15 years old
but i don't want your ID
and i can see that you're so far from home
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:52 am to
You're having my baby. Paul Anka

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