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re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
Posted on 10/20/17 at 9:48 pm to CunningLinguist
Posted on 10/20/17 at 9:48 pm to CunningLinguist
about 70 people work on my floor and the men's room has just two stalls and two urinals... it gets gross.
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Posted on 10/20/17 at 9:54 pm to JoePepitone
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accidentally used poison ivy for toilet paper.
Not for toilet paper, but when we were kids a friend had to drop a deuce so he leaned against a tree and did his business. The next day he was on fire from his taint to mid way up his back. The tree he leaned against was covered in poison ivy.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:02 pm to Jake88
Happened to my bro at a festival several years back. He was next in line for the port o potty. The guy in there was taking forever. Some people got fed up and started beating on the door. Soon after a crazy drugged up dude opened the door. With shite all over his hands, he shouted "I AM POO POO PICASSOOOOOO!" and ran off. My bro looked inside and noticed shite smeared all over the walls.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:15 pm to SUB
Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:17 pm to Brosef Stalin
I hate those crossword puzzle floor tiles.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:23 pm to SUB
Our men's and women's restroom are right next to each other and both have the same layout with a sink on the left and then two stalls straight back one on the left and one on the right.
For some reason neither sex shuts the door to the actual bathroom, all kinds of people just go in, keep the bathroom door open, and shut the stall door. So I walk them just walking down the hallway regularly and hear two women in there talking to each other and you can hear their business. Ridiculous.
For some reason neither sex shuts the door to the actual bathroom, all kinds of people just go in, keep the bathroom door open, and shut the stall door. So I walk them just walking down the hallway regularly and hear two women in there talking to each other and you can hear their business. Ridiculous.
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:39 pm to Brosef Stalin
Posted on 10/21/17 at 1:14 pm to lowhound
One time there wa a guy pissing in the urinal next to me, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw his “free” hand rapidly going back and forth in front of his mouth. For a second, I thought he was a mo trying to mimic a BJ. Turned out he was brushing his teeth! Does that qualify as multi-tasking?
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:53 pm to jlovel7
Someone rubs buggers on walls of bathroom. Cant figure out who it is. I was put in charge of remodel and when I walked out bathroom with contractor was pretty embarrassing. One of his guys had to use a scraper to remove all of them before they could paint.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:55 pm to jlovel7
I worked at rouses with an old man named Floyd and he would purposefully spray old man shite all over the walls.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:07 pm to Tunasntigers92
People will come to our floor specifically to use the bathroom. 
Otherwise, there are lots that don't flush the urinals or wash their hands.
Otherwise, there are lots that don't flush the urinals or wash their hands.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:08 pm to southernelite
you dont really need to flush a urinal
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:27 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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about 70 people work on my floor and the men's room has just two stalls and two urinals... it gets gross.
We’ve got about 60 people on our floor. Maybe 2/3 male. I go down a few floors to drop a deuce. It is mainly an elevator crossing and there’s a dining room. Only 3 dudes work on that floor. In and out in 5 minutes and it never stinks.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:29 pm to jlovel7
I have my own bathroom
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:43 pm to YouKnowIt
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Get wet wipes. Much more pleasant experience.
Only way to live
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:52 pm to Tunasntigers92
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you dont really need to flush a urinal
YES! YES YOU frickING DO!
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:53 pm to southernelite
theres certain urinals where the urin just drains and the cake takes care of it
Posted on 10/21/17 at 5:21 pm to Tunasntigers92
One time I was at the urinal pissing and the Guy next to me looked over and said nice watch you got their.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 6:45 pm to MardiGrasCajun
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Every time! And, who wipes their arse, gets up and just strolls out without flushing their turd and shite paper party? Some nasty people in this world
Why the frick can't ppl flush?
Posted on 10/21/17 at 7:44 pm to Tempratt
Flushing after #2 is beneath me. I always leave that to my lowly coworkers.
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 7:51 pm
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