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Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by TigerInTally
Tallahassee, FL
Member since Feb 2005
80 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:03 pm to
There was some dude that would brush his teeth after lunch even when there is an Indian guy with the curry shits 3 feet behind him.
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 8:05 pm
Posted by YouKnowIt
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2005
453 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

How do you know he messed up the surgery. An increase in frequency of crapping is a well known side effect to gall bladder removal


Because my ball sack swelled up to the size of a grapefruit, I was completely bruised from under my chest to my mid thigh, I had three blood pressure shocks and I couldn't even sit up in bed w/o getting dizzy, a pounding headache and my vision would get messed up.

And the doctor told it was "the worst bruising [he'd] ever seen" an that there was no point in taking my white blood cell count because it was so low.

I was told after the fact that he was not a good surgeon. He moved to OKC
Posted by Boks
Red Lodge, MT
Member since Jul 2013
1121 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 11:15 pm to
We have a restroom retard that does all kinds of weird shite in the bathroom closest to my office. He takes his shirt off before he goes into the shitter stall. Few ppl have walked in on him shirtless. He mumbles a lot in the shitter. It appears that he has trouble not getting shite on the toilet seat, too. It's a fricking disaster. I've had to find a backup shitter.
Posted by Chop77
Nola
Member since Oct 2017
62 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 12:00 am to
You’d be shitting like you do regardless. It’s what happens when u get ur gallbladder out.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:32 am to
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Apparently the women's bathroom where I once worked was a horror show. All the females had to be pulled into the conference room multiple times by HR and reminded of basic bathroom courtesy and sanitation


This has happened at my office multiple times as well. Women are apparently disgusting creatures.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 1:34 am to
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You’d be shitting like you do regardless. It’s what happens when u get ur gallbladder out.




Guess I am just lucky. Had mine out recently and haven't seen any differences at all.
Posted by bbqguy
uppa LA
Member since Jul 2006
479 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:48 am to
One of my oldest son's first jobs post college was working for and later managing a fast food franchise. The franchise's restroom cleaning policies was to tidy up both restrooms once an hour. My son said there was no comparison, the ladies room was always more of a nightmare than the men's room. He couldn't believe that the ladies' room could get so disgusting in an hour. The busier the place was the worse the ladies room would be. He told it was almost like the women were on a mission to see just how much they could trash the place in an hour. Late nights after the bars would close on the week-ends were the worst he told me.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23055 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:52 am to
Sewage backed up into our office bathrooms through the drains in the floor - it wasn't a lot but it was enough. Like a dumbass i opened the bathroom door to survey the damage. it literally knocked me back 5 feet. i have never smelled anything so bad in my life.
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