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re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:01 pm to jdd48
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:01 pm to jdd48
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Apparently the women's bathroom where I once worked was a horror show. All the females had to be pulled into the conference room multiple times by HR and reminded of basic bathroom courtesy and sanitation. I was told alot of it stemmed from the old "hover move" that sometimes resulted in piss missing the toilet entirely.
We all love pussy here, but anyone who has ever lived with a woman knows damn well that bitches are fricking disgusting in the bathroom.
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Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:03 pm to jlovel7
I always think it’s funny when someone lets out a big fart and the toilet makes it reverberate and echo.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:03 pm to TDsngumbo
I'd say it's more along the lines of love/hate
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:05 pm to Tigerstark
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had to put a sign up one time when we shared the floor with some other companies
When I worked at the bank, we put up a sign "Please flush twice, crumbs aren't nice" People were constantly leaving flakey shite residue in the tirlet.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:10 pm to boxcarbarney
Had some foreigners in the office who insisted on wiping with paper towels. I went in one day and like 200 LF of the parking lot is torn up and they are putting in a new main from building to street line - it was totally full of paper towels.
Gross as hell.
Gross as hell.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:14 pm to jlovel7
Target Men's room:
I'm taking a crap. Black kid comes in the stall next to me. I suddenly hear all the sounds of explosive diarrhea.
After about a minute or so, I realize he's making the noises with his mouth.
He continues for about two more minutes, until I say "you ok kid?"
I'm taking a crap. Black kid comes in the stall next to me. I suddenly hear all the sounds of explosive diarrhea.
After about a minute or so, I realize he's making the noises with his mouth.
He continues for about two more minutes, until I say "you ok kid?"
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:20 pm to jlovel7
Not an office story, but I had a client who is a home builder. He and a couple Mexican guys who work for him go to sitdown restaurant for lunch. One of the Mexicans goes to the bathroom. A little bit later, my client goes to the bathroom and sees his worker taking a dump in the urinal. He just laughed about it.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:23 pm to jlovel7
An actual 10 inch real turd on the toilet seat.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:24 pm to jlovel7
Right after Katrina was working in with a guy who was really obese he was took big for the toilet. So on more that one occasion he shite on the floor. I worked with 90% woman at the time.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:24 pm to jdd48
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I was told alot of it stemmed from the old "hover move" that sometimes resulted in piss missing the toilet entirely.
More than just pee
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:25 pm to jdd48
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Apparently the women's bathroom where I once worked was a horror show. All the females had to be pulled into the conference room multiple times by HR and reminded of basic bathroom courtesy and sanitation. I was told alot of it stemmed from the old "hover move" that sometimes resulted in piss missing the toilet entirely.
You ain't lying, our office accountant pulled the girls aside and told them they need to be cleaner... apparently one of the girls shite on the toilet seat.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:27 pm to Diary Queen
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An actual 10 inch real turd on the toilet seat.
As a kid, I lived in Dubai. My house had Americanized toilets and such. But, when we went out, the bathrooms were basically holes in the floor; squat toilets. I remember going to the bathroom at different places, and there'd be turds all over the floor. Like everyone in Dubai had horrible aim.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:31 pm to jlovel7
Seeing people walk in the restroom and go straight to the urinal and grab their penis BEFORE washing their hands!!! WTF people??? SERIOUSLY???
I wash my hands first before I touch my penis! My penis is clean and I'm not about to put germs from everything I've been touching on it!!!
I wash my hands first before I touch my penis! My penis is clean and I'm not about to put germs from everything I've been touching on it!!!
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:32 pm to slackster
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My own dick.
The DECLINE of my own dick!
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:34 pm to Diary Queen
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An actual 10 inch real turd on the toilet seat.
At my previous job I walked in to the bottom floor restroom one day and there was a huge log just sitting there in the middle of the floor. Not in a stall, in the middle of the open area. Perfectly straight too.
To this day I wonder if the dude just squatted right in the middle of the floor, or laid that bad boy in a stall then lovingly carried it out and presented it for all the world to see.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:35 pm to Alt26
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worker busted a guy from another floor jerking off in one of the stalls.
Is that wrong? Are we not supposed to do that?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:36 pm to vistajay
My aunt went to the bathroom at the old Treasure Bay casino in Biloxi. I didn't need to go so I held her purse and stood outside. A couple women came and went, no aunt. A few more minutes went by and two more went in and came out holding their noses and acting disgusted. My aunt finally came out and admitted that she blew it out really bad. And tried to wait out the other women so not to be embarassed. We laugh about it to this day.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:37 pm to boxcarbarney
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Like everyone in Dubai had horrible aim.
Thats cause all the labor in Dubai comes from India where they have squat shitters. I've been to India a couple times for work and its the most disgusting place I have ever been.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:38 pm to boxcarbarney
Not an office bathroom story but my kids were in the NICU for a couple of weeks after they were born and those were some nasty bathrooms. All of the bathrooms were single unit unisex bathrooms. After a week of walking into bathrooms with crap and blood all over the seats and floor the staff was gracious enough to give me the code to the staff bathroom and all was well.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:40 pm to jlovel7
Went into the bathroom at a truckstop in Cusseta, Alabama once while wearing an LSU hat. I'm taking a leak in the urinal minding my own and some little redneck guy comes in and uses the urinal beside me. A few seconds into his peeing and he looks over at me and i assume he sees my hat. Guy decides to raise a leg and let loose a gurgly arse ripping fart probably close to 4 or 5 seconds long that clearly sounded like his butt had been tampered with and followed it with a prompt "Roll tide" all while staring at me.
My response was "man, you might wanna check your pants after that one." as i walk over and start to wash my hands. he just laughed, started whistling andy griffith, didnt wash his hands when he was finished, and walked out.
My response was "man, you might wanna check your pants after that one." as i walk over and start to wash my hands. he just laughed, started whistling andy griffith, didnt wash his hands when he was finished, and walked out.
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