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New neighbors moving in next door
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:25 pm
Is it weird to get new neighbors a particular gift? I want to make sure they feel welcome. My wife insists we invite them over for a potluck. What does the OT say?
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:25 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Pee in their flowers to establish dominance.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Give them one of those nasty jello cake things with shite in it or whatever
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Deliver some donuts DKE style.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Never make eye contact and only silently wave when absolutely necessary.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:26 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Borrow his lawnmower and never return it.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:27 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
offer to swap wives.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:27 pm to Scruffy
quote:
Borrow his wife and never return it.
FIFY
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
A bottle of wine or a plant in a nice container is a nice offering. Having them over for a BBQ is a nice gesture, too.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
quote:
Is it weird to get new neighbors a particular gift?
Bring them a dozen cookies along with the HOA guidelines
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to PairofDucks
quote:
A bottle of wine or a plant in a nice container is a nice offering. Having them over for a BBQ is a nice gesture, too.
GTFO with this shite.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:28 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Your wife is getting mighty friendly, rather quickly.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:30 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
invite them to an orgy
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:30 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Just mind your own business.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:31 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Get drunk, hit on the wife, never apologize
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:32 pm to fr33manator
What if his wife is ugly?
OP didn't give enough info.
OP didn't give enough info.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:32 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Home depot gift card is the best gift for someone who just moved.
(or Lowe's)
(or Lowe's)
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:33 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Find out if he has a duck lease, a camp/condo on the coast, or a hot wife.
React accordingly.
React accordingly.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:33 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
That's the type of shite you see on TV. Just introduce yourself and be done with it
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:33 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Bringing them some cookies or some wine is a nice gesture and it goes a long way. First, you find out if they are normal people. Well that is actually it. You just find out if they are normal people. If they are cool, awesome. If not, your screwed. You want to find that sort of thing out early on.
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